STEP INTO A WORLD.

Shouts to South Wales..

-Cinista.

A GIFT & A CURSE.

“Hey, let me tell you something about good looking people… we’re not well liked.

-Cinista.

SHE'S DRRTY GORGEOUS!

Just because you are amazingly beautiful does not mean you do not have substance. I may or may not be talking about mE.

GORGEOUS KILLER.

People that are underestimated. The blonde you think is dumb but you just got hustled by. The short dude that you write off instantly but the tall blonde just gave him all your money. That innocent looking asian girl that can/did eat you alive. A wolf in sheep's clothing. Positive or negative. Good or bad. Don't let the pretty face fool ya.


Name.

drrty martini

Age.

24

What qualities do you find attractive in men, even though you should NOT?

Cockiness and a flirtatious personality.

What do you find beautiful in the same sex?

Long hair, full lips, an hourglass shape...

I forgot to add legs to my list... That's probably the most favorite feature too.

Places in the world you’ve been to and cannot forget and why.

I was in St. Croix and it was my first experience driving on the left side of the road. I get anxiety attacks just thinking about it.

What’s the baddest thing you’ve ever done, but didn’t feel bad about?

I harrassed a girl that wouldn't remove herself from my boyfriend's life and threatened to rearrange her face and deflate her boobs. Eventually, she changed her number.

How would you describe your style?

Bohemian... Bum...


We’re officially in a recession right now. How has it affected you?

I got a new house :)

What makes you a good kisser? Explain.

I moisturize my lips... I don't use too much tongue... I'm gentle, I'm rough...

What tips can you give people on how to be a better kisser?

Stop thinking and overanalyzing. And stop biting my lips hella hard!

Beaches or pools. Preference?

Definitely beaches! Nature creates the best amusements.

Summer is here. what kind of bikini are you rocking?

Monokinis are in!



What makes a girl HOT?

When a girl can dance... Has a raspy sexy voice... Doesn't try too hard to be funny... Side tattoos....


What is your quirk?

I gag everytime I see cum--even if it's not in my mouth. Ugh, I have to fast forward through porn.

True love or lots of money?

Lots of money so I can buy things I love.




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Stay tuned for the next episode.

-Cinista.

THIS ONE'S A KILLA!

GORGEOUS KILLER.

People that are underestimated. The blonde you think is dumb but you just got hustled by. The short dude that you write off instantly but the tall blonde just gave him all your money. That innocent looking asian girl that can/did eat you alive. A wolf in sheep's clothing. Positive or negative. Good or bad. Don't let the pretty face fool ya.

The first edition is a bit anonymous. She wanted me to leave some details out. Whatevs.


name.

? ? ?

age.

? ? ?

what do you find beautiful in girls?

we're gentle...

what’s the baddest thing you’ve ever done, but didn’t feel bad about?

i fell in love with a married man. i didn't know he was married until his wife flew into town. i answered the door, apologized, and took her out to lunch.

how would you describe your style?

sexy...

what makes you a good kisser? explain.

I can show you better than I can tell you...

what makes a girl HOT?

natural

give me the fastest time you made out with someone after you met them.

i'm usually too wasted to have any concept of time

do you have a quirk?

i rub my feet together to fall asleep.


Stay tuned for the next episode.

-Cinista.