..pretty face with a slim waist..
-Cinista.
Friday, December 12, 2008
WILD ON BLUE CROSS OF CA.
I need to start posting videos...
..pretty face with a slim waist..
-Cinista.
..pretty face with a slim waist..
-Cinista.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
FREE DRINKS FTW.
I know it's from Tao but I-DO-NOT remember taking this picture. Floralee gave me drink tickets galore but I was already faded. Where were you earlier, homay?!
-Cinista.
-Cinista.
ON THE FENCE.
Twelve reasons gay marriage is wrong:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Also apparently those homosexual animals have picked up some unnatural behavior.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
11) Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities.
12) Civil Unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.
HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
-Cinista.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Also apparently those homosexual animals have picked up some unnatural behavior.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
11) Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities.
12) Civil Unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.
HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
-Cinista.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
JACK IN A CRACK...
... is unhealthy.
DUH!
I didn't need a news article to figure that out. Everytime I bite into a burger late night, I taste the sweetness of the sandwich. There has to be alot of sugar added to these delights. Although I DO NOT get the jr. bacon cheeseburger, I know that the stuff I get is mad bad for me. Read the rest of the article to find out more.
-click click boom!
Thank you Paul Ferrer for the newsflash.
-Cinista.
DUH!
I didn't need a news article to figure that out. Everytime I bite into a burger late night, I taste the sweetness of the sandwich. There has to be alot of sugar added to these delights. Although I DO NOT get the jr. bacon cheeseburger, I know that the stuff I get is mad bad for me. Read the rest of the article to find out more.
-click click boom!
Thank you Paul Ferrer for the newsflash.
-Cinista.
DRUNK & TIRED.
I burnded myself because I wasn't paying attention at work. Looks gross. It is gross. Passion for the craft... pain IS love.
-Cinista.
-Cinista.
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
DAILY CAPTURES.
I'm playing around with the Manual settings. Still learning how to capture that most crisp photo. It'll take me another week to get my way around this camera. Stay tuned for some new images with the new lens.
-Cinista.
-Cinista.
Sunday, December 07, 2008
Friday, December 05, 2008
PROPERS.
This weekend I partied and worked. I called in on saturday because I got sick over the weekend. Partied @ ROK, Tao, Lavo, and Body English[no particular order]. I am still exhausted. I slept all day and I just woke up right now. I was gonna chill with some peeps but sleep was the wiser choice. Every year after my birthday, I do a full 30 day detox. No drinks! I didn't overdo it for my bornday but it seems lately I have been. I think it's time.
Scratchy and Joe... Never not working.
Drinking Old English... OK.
Eli...
Hanging out @ these clubs remind me of the days when [real]house music was part of my daily selection. These Vegas clubs are very mainstream and instead of [what I consider] real dancing; it's a bunch of girls booty bumpin. No complaints. Here's an example of what I saw in the spots I went to. The chick is one bad b*tch! Check her footwork in the last part of the vid. It's not a dance, it's a feeling.
The Blizzard Man. Check his style out!
This made me laughOL.
FROM FUNNY TO SERIOUS...
I respect Kanye's grind. He's been through alot this year with his mother passing; yet he still trucks on and puts out an amazing album. It will be a permanent staple in my musical selection. Some people go into depression and drugs but this man used the pain to his advantage. Inspired. Mad propers!
"Kanye is somewhere between the animatronic bears at Showbiz Pizza(???) and bar mitzvah cover band - sure you have fun when they’re around, but it’s mostly coincidental, and you can’t take any of them seriously. As for his “genius,” you can walk into a record store blindfolded and grab any LP in the place and you’ll find a beat - it’s not rocket science - but that said, I give most of the credit for his new sound to A-Trak who I really do respect."
I obviously DO NOT agree with this person. HAHAHA.
This Pepsi ad is kinda disturbing. I'm all for supporting independent artists but Pepsi is an iconic product. It's seen by children and teens. Is suicide really a good idea to show to this demographic? One very lonely calorie. Going too far, homie.
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I enjoi vintage things. The pic caught my eye. Another one of those photos that remind me of that show Lost In Space. I think it's an album cover.
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::RENEGADE FASHION::
-Cinista.
Scratchy and Joe... Never not working.
Drinking Old English... OK.
Eli...
Hanging out @ these clubs remind me of the days when [real]house music was part of my daily selection. These Vegas clubs are very mainstream and instead of [what I consider] real dancing; it's a bunch of girls booty bumpin. No complaints. Here's an example of what I saw in the spots I went to. The chick is one bad b*tch! Check her footwork in the last part of the vid. It's not a dance, it's a feeling.
The Blizzard Man. Check his style out!
This made me laughOL.
FROM FUNNY TO SERIOUS...
I respect Kanye's grind. He's been through alot this year with his mother passing; yet he still trucks on and puts out an amazing album. It will be a permanent staple in my musical selection. Some people go into depression and drugs but this man used the pain to his advantage. Inspired. Mad propers!
"Kanye is somewhere between the animatronic bears at Showbiz Pizza(???) and bar mitzvah cover band - sure you have fun when they’re around, but it’s mostly coincidental, and you can’t take any of them seriously. As for his “genius,” you can walk into a record store blindfolded and grab any LP in the place and you’ll find a beat - it’s not rocket science - but that said, I give most of the credit for his new sound to A-Trak who I really do respect."
I obviously DO NOT agree with this person. HAHAHA.
This Pepsi ad is kinda disturbing. I'm all for supporting independent artists but Pepsi is an iconic product. It's seen by children and teens. Is suicide really a good idea to show to this demographic? One very lonely calorie. Going too far, homie.
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I enjoi vintage things. The pic caught my eye. Another one of those photos that remind me of that show Lost In Space. I think it's an album cover.
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::RENEGADE FASHION::
-Cinista.
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
WHAAAAT??!
A couple of random things happened to me last night.
I was at the Mandalay Bay waiting @ Eye Candy for my friend's friends and George. Had a couple of drinks at the bar when this hefty chick with large breasts comes up to me. The convo below.
Her: what's your sign?
Me: Leo why?
Her: Our signs get along together.
Me: O rly?
Her: I bet you I know what you are..
Me: k.
Her: You're filipino.
Me: Nope. I'm vietnamese.
Her: I'm Iranian and Puerto Rican. My mom is vietnamese.
Me: ???
*she starts dancing and rubbing her boobs on my shoulder
*me starts texting george to come quick
*more mindless chatter
Her: I've been with asians and they have small penises. *looks @ my crotch
Me: *thinking* YOU-WILL-NEVER-FIND-OUT.
I just had an experience of how it is for every one of my [girl]friends. When they are chillen at the bar minding their own business and drunk dudes come up to them ogling their b( . )( . )bs... talking about stupid sh*t. I can kinda understand now why some girls are bitches. LOL. I felt like a piece of meat and not in a good way.
George comes up and we bounce.
He thought that was one of the girls we were taking out. :-O
Random thing number two happened when I was @ Walmart after I left Pure. I was at the check-out line with my beer and Chex mix. This fat black dude with a rinky-dink police type badge around his neck starts saying some dumb sh*t.
Him: *to the cashier* You know I can arrest him[ME] right now if we were in Virginia.
Me: ?????????...... what are you talking about? we're in Vegas... there's NO curfew for liqour here. You have NO jurisdiction here, kid.
Him: I'm a federal agent. I have jurisdiction everywhere. You will speak when spoken to.
Me: *chuckles*
I, then, realize that he might be crazy. The cashier also knows that this person is wacko. She glares at me with the biggest eyes. Her face was telling me to just get out of the store quick! LOL.
Him: blah blah blah. I can arrest you.
Me: *pays for my stuff* whatever muthaf*cka.
Him: Don't do illegal things now.
DUMBASS.
I walk out and dude follows me. He goes into his trunk and takes out a pink MAGlite flashlight. I thought sh*t was going down for sure.
Vegas weirdos, man. They're everywhere!
Is this the chick from Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
She's pretty pretty.
Ever had a funky smell on your finger... like it's really funky but you keep on smelling it anyway?
Now a commercial break.
Here is the first batch of ads released by Nikon showcasing the new S60 which should be coming out very soon. It promotes the face detection feature on the S60. It looks like it will be one of the competitor's against Canon's G10.
Here are questions noone asked me but I'm answering anyway.
Book I’m currently reading:
Suicide Girls book... it's mostly pictures but there are descriptions of the girl's likes and dislikes.
Do you ever come down with a case of motion sickness while reading a book or magazine on the F train?
Is that the 'FUCK YOU' train? I may have answered a question with a question.
Three books that mean a lot to me:
Fresh Spanish Tapas
Last film I saw:
Birds of America with Chandler from Friends... it was really quirky.
Has a passing train interrupted the viewing of a film and/or a romantic interlude?
I live in Las Vegas yo!
Kim’s Video or Netflix:
Netflix from Kristine's... we've been doing Redbox lately.
What’s better: the diner portion of La Esquina or the underground secret restaurant part?
These questions are clearly New York based.
Is CNN news anchor Rick Sanchez a shit head?
It's sad that I do not know who that is.
Would you rather do a weekly hologram related program or a weekly radio show?
These questions are boring me.
Favorite family of geniuses: the Tenenbaums or the Emmanuels?
The Royal Tenenbaums was also a quirky movie.
Why Kate Moss? Why not Helena Christensen or Shalom Harlow?
This is like asking “Why sex? Why not asparagus?” Let’s move on….
I like her answer. Hahahaha. She is obsessed with Kate tho.
www.frangry.tumblr.com
How’s the feud with Agyness Deyn going?
I use to hang out with a group of hot girls in college.
Their names are as follows:
Esther
Marge
Ethel
Those are like fat girl or grandma names. WTF?!
Do you think Samantha Ronson is really good with her hands or is she blessed with other skills?
I don’t really give a shit about Samantha Ronson.
co-sign.
Lindsay Lohan or Ryan Gosling
Lohan is hot in a slutty white girl kinda way, Gosling isn't really that handsome.
Fat Joe or Big Pun:
Big Pun.
I'm NO longer a player. I just crush alot.
What’s your favorite Hype Williams music video?
I like the Dipset ones. So misogynistic.
Three albums that mean a lot to me:
Cypress Hill[self titled] - Made me fall in love with hip hop.
Miles Davis Birth Of Cool - This played in the background the first time I hooked up with my college gf.
Kanye West 808s And Heartbreak - My soundtrack for 2008. Sadly.
What happened to rap music?
White people.
HAHAHAHA. She cracks me up!
Morrissey or Robert Smith:
Morrissey. The hair is on point.
How many ounces to freedom?
Too many. Sometimes too much is not enough.
Do you have any tips for my fantasy basketball team?
Get real.
Do straight girls sometimes get high and play gay chicken or is it all just drunken bar-pecks?
What's gay chicken? Is that like who can get the closest to each other's vagina?
I think they do it for attention.
Do you have any advice for Mary Rambin?
Don't know who that is.
If you were a member of a gang from the film, The Warriors, what would your gang’s name and uniform be? Related: what is the best way to get back to Coney Island?
Great question!
Will have to come back to this.
So, do you hang out with AntiKris like the all time and have hot blog girl parties in hot tubs with expensive champagne and chocolate covered strawberries and super expensive stereos playing Sade or is it just hanging out at the local bar and occasionally standing outside to smoke cigarettes?
Surprisingly, we don’t hang out that often, but when we do, there is usually whiskey, karaoke, bad movies, and lots of inappropriate conversation.
What’s the biggest misconception people have about you?
That I'm just an asshole. I am an asshole but I'm also a nice guy. A good friend. A good listener. A romantic. I'm not one dimensional. I'm many things.
True or False: East Coast Spanish girls have bigger backdoors than their West Coast counterparts.
Puerto Rican chicks have bigger asses than LA Mexican chicks. Most LA Mexis have big boobs but no ass.
What’s more dangerous: an avocado or a cougar or a bitter, jealous ex?
I am the bitter, jealous ex. I'm definitely the most dangerous.
Would you rather go to a Lakers game with Ryan Gosling, a cricket match with Kate Moss or help Lindsay Lohan pick up her next script?
Lohan's gf has an extensive sneaker collection.
Did I blow it?
Not unless you have bad table manners.
What Notorious B.I.G. song best describes your life?
I'm F*cking You Tonight.
I just heard this in my head today.
Name five people you would like to see answer this survey?
I want to smack her in her smart mouth.
-Cinista.
I was at the Mandalay Bay waiting @ Eye Candy for my friend's friends and George. Had a couple of drinks at the bar when this hefty chick with large breasts comes up to me. The convo below.
Her: what's your sign?
Me: Leo why?
Her: Our signs get along together.
Me: O rly?
Her: I bet you I know what you are..
Me: k.
Her: You're filipino.
Me: Nope. I'm vietnamese.
Her: I'm Iranian and Puerto Rican. My mom is vietnamese.
Me: ???
*she starts dancing and rubbing her boobs on my shoulder
*me starts texting george to come quick
*more mindless chatter
Her: I've been with asians and they have small penises. *looks @ my crotch
Me: *thinking* YOU-WILL-NEVER-FIND-OUT.
I just had an experience of how it is for every one of my [girl]friends. When they are chillen at the bar minding their own business and drunk dudes come up to them ogling their b( . )( . )bs... talking about stupid sh*t. I can kinda understand now why some girls are bitches. LOL. I felt like a piece of meat and not in a good way.
George comes up and we bounce.
He thought that was one of the girls we were taking out. :-O
Random thing number two happened when I was @ Walmart after I left Pure. I was at the check-out line with my beer and Chex mix. This fat black dude with a rinky-dink police type badge around his neck starts saying some dumb sh*t.
Him: *to the cashier* You know I can arrest him[ME] right now if we were in Virginia.
Me: ?????????...... what are you talking about? we're in Vegas... there's NO curfew for liqour here. You have NO jurisdiction here, kid.
Him: I'm a federal agent. I have jurisdiction everywhere. You will speak when spoken to.
Me: *chuckles*
I, then, realize that he might be crazy. The cashier also knows that this person is wacko. She glares at me with the biggest eyes. Her face was telling me to just get out of the store quick! LOL.
Him: blah blah blah. I can arrest you.
Me: *pays for my stuff* whatever muthaf*cka.
Him: Don't do illegal things now.
DUMBASS.
I walk out and dude follows me. He goes into his trunk and takes out a pink MAGlite flashlight. I thought sh*t was going down for sure.
Vegas weirdos, man. They're everywhere!
Is this the chick from Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
She's pretty pretty.
Ever had a funky smell on your finger... like it's really funky but you keep on smelling it anyway?
Now a commercial break.
Here is the first batch of ads released by Nikon showcasing the new S60 which should be coming out very soon. It promotes the face detection feature on the S60. It looks like it will be one of the competitor's against Canon's G10.
Here are questions noone asked me but I'm answering anyway.
Book I’m currently reading:
Suicide Girls book... it's mostly pictures but there are descriptions of the girl's likes and dislikes.
Do you ever come down with a case of motion sickness while reading a book or magazine on the F train?
Is that the 'FUCK YOU' train? I may have answered a question with a question.
Three books that mean a lot to me:
Fresh Spanish Tapas
Last film I saw:
Birds of America with Chandler from Friends... it was really quirky.
Has a passing train interrupted the viewing of a film and/or a romantic interlude?
I live in Las Vegas yo!
Kim’s Video or Netflix:
Netflix from Kristine's... we've been doing Redbox lately.
What’s better: the diner portion of La Esquina or the underground secret restaurant part?
These questions are clearly New York based.
Is CNN news anchor Rick Sanchez a shit head?
It's sad that I do not know who that is.
Would you rather do a weekly hologram related program or a weekly radio show?
These questions are boring me.
Favorite family of geniuses: the Tenenbaums or the Emmanuels?
The Royal Tenenbaums was also a quirky movie.
Why Kate Moss? Why not Helena Christensen or Shalom Harlow?
I like her answer. Hahahaha. She is obsessed with Kate tho.
www.frangry.tumblr.com
How’s the feud with Agyness Deyn going?
I use to hang out with a group of hot girls in college.
Their names are as follows:
Esther
Marge
Ethel
Those are like fat girl or grandma names. WTF?!
Do you think Samantha Ronson is really good with her hands or is she blessed with other skills?
co-sign.
Lindsay Lohan or Ryan Gosling
Lohan is hot in a slutty white girl kinda way, Gosling isn't really that handsome.
Fat Joe or Big Pun:
Big Pun.
I'm NO longer a player. I just crush alot.
What’s your favorite Hype Williams music video?
I like the Dipset ones. So misogynistic.
Three albums that mean a lot to me:
Cypress Hill[self titled] - Made me fall in love with hip hop.
Miles Davis Birth Of Cool - This played in the background the first time I hooked up with my college gf.
Kanye West 808s And Heartbreak - My soundtrack for 2008. Sadly.
What happened to rap music?
HAHAHAHA. She cracks me up!
Morrissey or Robert Smith:
How many ounces to freedom?
Too many. Sometimes too much is not enough.
Do you have any tips for my fantasy basketball team?
Do straight girls sometimes get high and play gay chicken or is it all just drunken bar-pecks?
What's gay chicken? Is that like who can get the closest to each other's vagina?
I think they do it for attention.
Do you have any advice for Mary Rambin?
Don't know who that is.
If you were a member of a gang from the film, The Warriors, what would your gang’s name and uniform be? Related: what is the best way to get back to Coney Island?
Great question!
Will have to come back to this.
So, do you hang out with AntiKris like the all time and have hot blog girl parties in hot tubs with expensive champagne and chocolate covered strawberries and super expensive stereos playing Sade or is it just hanging out at the local bar and occasionally standing outside to smoke cigarettes?
What’s the biggest misconception people have about you?
That I'm just an asshole. I am an asshole but I'm also a nice guy. A good friend. A good listener. A romantic. I'm not one dimensional. I'm many things.
True or False: East Coast Spanish girls have bigger backdoors than their West Coast counterparts.
Puerto Rican chicks have bigger asses than LA Mexican chicks. Most LA Mexis have big boobs but no ass.
What’s more dangerous: an avocado or a cougar or a bitter, jealous ex?
I am the bitter, jealous ex. I'm definitely the most dangerous.
Would you rather go to a Lakers game with Ryan Gosling, a cricket match with Kate Moss or help Lindsay Lohan pick up her next script?
Lohan's gf has an extensive sneaker collection.
Did I blow it?
What Notorious B.I.G. song best describes your life?
I'm F*cking You Tonight.
I just heard this in my head today.
Name five people you would like to see answer this survey?
I want to smack her in her smart mouth.
-Cinista.
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
LIZ LEMON.
"[Tina Fey is] the sex symbol for every man who reads without moving his lips."
Jesus, I’m so over this bullshit, that liking Tina Fey means you’re somehow more cultured or refined than dudes who like pretty sluts. It reminds me of when everyone was blowing up Coldplay in ‘99 as this new great “thinking man’s band” that only smart kids could like, where in reality they’re just the boring white kids’ band to mix in with your Radiohead bootlegs and whatever williamsburg garage band you’re into any given week. I’m not saying I don’t like her - I do and I would totally be down for a five-way with her and the Plastics, but to everyone who thinks they’re somehow more evolved for wanting to fuck a funny girl with glasses than a socialite or supermodel, get real. The nerd-girl sexual empowerment is no different than tramps with tribal tats above their asses - a superficial signifier of “come and get me” - and in most cases this type of girl only becomes a sex symbol for these “intellectuals” because it’s a fetishization of the easy prey, the nerdy girl they still couldn’t have during their antisocial youth but saw as theoretically more attainable than the popular girls. I have a lot of very smart, very successful friends whose girls are more often playmates and strippers than postergirls for misanthropy or introversion, and I know a lot of amazingly bright girls that look more like Alessandra Ambrosio than like Jeanine Garofalo.
To gauge a man’s stature based on his fondness for one girl over another (or one type more than another) objectifies women and only furthers the stereotype that this is what a girl has to look like to be smart or to be taken seriously. So I’m not saying Tina isn’t hot, she is, but lets stop pretending that there’s something inherently more enlightened about dudes (and girls) who want to fuck her.
HAHAHAHA.
www.suckafuck.tumblr.com
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