SIMPLE MINDS.

I spent New Years Eve at an open bar @ the Palazzo last night. It was a good time with the homies from LA but there were some annoying people there as well. I so badly wanted to punch someone in the face but I did not want to ring in the new year with negativity. I held back and smiled. I hope I don't see the same people again because it might not come out so civil the next.



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Let me lighten the mood with a nip slip.


Happy New Year.

-Cinista.

DRAKE GOING IN!

He's about to kick some real fruit!!



Here's the original if you haven't seen it yet.

SuperAwkward.



-Cinista.

THROW CRAZE.

-Cinista.

TRUE COLORS.

This Is Michael Michael.



-Cinista.

BABY FOR SALE.

Brenden is the cutest baby. He doesn't respond to babytalk... just random sounds. All my vids are gonna be about him. Check his finger!

BORED BABY from JC on Vimeo.

-Cinista.

SIMPLE TRUTH #67.

Marry A Filipina.


-Cinista.

LORD GAGA.

Lord Gaga Versus Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga and Lord Gaga: Leaked Single - Key of Awesome #6
by barelydigital

-Cinista.

MISSED DRAMA.

Roger got choked...
Will got slapped...
Brenna lost her wallet...

Happy Birthday, Joe!

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-Cinista.

INTERVENTION.

F*ckface.
Whatev. She was a Vegas Eight.


-Cinista.

WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!

He held on to the bottle. Hahaha.


-Cinista.

PROBLEM SOLVERS.

It's all fun and games until you get caught slippin. Even with all the hiccups; it ended up coming together. Fate picks the most random nights to mess with me. There were many road bumps and road blocks that made me irritated beyond belief. [BUT]I've been good enough this year that karma did not take too much away. I have to be much nicer to people... it really does pay off.

Let's start with the end.

A night with good friends is always a good night.


I'm doing you a favor...


I cherish her friendship. True story.


Give me a minute.


Happy Birdday, Emu.


How has alcohol affected your personal life?


NAGL.


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-Cinista.

DOOR STOPPER.

Palazzo Mornings.


-Cinista.

STOP LOSING.

If at first you do not succeed...

You were taught by LOSERS.

-Cinista.

DEE & JEN AGAIN.

One is drunk and the other is home married. All good jen jen. You have been REPLACED anyway. Bahahahaha!

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-Cinista.

YODA BACKPACK.

All Smiles.



-Cinista.

DRAMATIC READINGS.

Don't know when or where this was taken.


The photo has nothing to do with the post. It looks emo though. Hahaha.






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-Cinista.

CRED: CLAWS.

Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?
Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!
Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!
Smurf #2: Yeah!
Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: Smurf-Yeah!
Smurf #1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf!

Via FG.

-Cinista.

CUT+PASTE.

Kanye is fu*king with my site. What a dick!

http://kanyelicio.us/http://www.jaycinista.blogspot.com

-Cinista.

MARMALADE.

What is the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can't marmalade your d*ck in a girl's ass.


-Cinista.

FIRST INSTALLMENT.

Drinking is fun. The problem with our kind of drinking is that I never remember the fun that happened the night before. I do not remember what I said to the girl at the bar or if I slapped a girl on the ass in xS[and got 86'd]:/ I review the pictures and things come screaming back.

I do NOT remember filming this video but I am very surprised that I was forming complete sentences and not slurring my speech. I still have faith in my convo game when I'm completely wasted.

BAY AREA PIZZA from Jonathan Calo on Vimeo.

They say I can sexualize anything. Inanimate objects.. Random situations.. Anything. People around me have been taking notes or maybe it was in them all along[NO HOMO]. It just took a little bit of alcohol to loosen the speech.

Listen to Paul in the background. Hahahaha.

-Cinista.