-Cinista.
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Monday, November 09, 2009
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Sunday, November 01, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
VINTAGE COBRASNAKE.
Bikini Car Wash.
Me: I really miss LA..
Vegas Person: What the hell could you miss about California?!
-Cinista.
Me: I really miss LA..
Vegas Person: What the hell could you miss about California?!
-Cinista.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
JUST NUMERO OCHO.
Very 1996 But ONE Holds True At Any Age.
Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down.
3. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
4. Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of your cat.
6. Saturday + Sunday = Sports. Learn this equation
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
8. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
9. You have too many shoes.
10. Crying is blackmail.
11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13. “Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers.
14. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
15. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
16. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
17. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
18. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
19. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
20. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.
21. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both.
22. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
23. You have enough clothes.
24. Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it.
25. Nothing says, “I love you” like sex.
-Cinista.
Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down.
3. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
4. Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of your cat.
6. Saturday + Sunday = Sports. Learn this equation
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
8. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
9. You have too many shoes.
10. Crying is blackmail.
11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13. “Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers.
14. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
15. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
16. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
17. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
18. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
19. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
20. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.
21. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both.
22. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
23. You have enough clothes.
24. Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it.
25. Nothing says, “I love you” like sex.
-Cinista.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
GORGEOUS KILLER.
“Life’s not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman.
You only call her a bitch because she won’t let you get that p*ssy.
Maybe she didn’t feel y’all shared any similar interests;
Or maybe you’re just an assh*le who couldn’t sweet talk the princess.
-Aesop
-Cinista.
You only call her a bitch because she won’t let you get that p*ssy.
Maybe she didn’t feel y’all shared any similar interests;
Or maybe you’re just an assh*le who couldn’t sweet talk the princess.
-Aesop
-Cinista.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
SIMPLE TRUTH.
"You’ll get what you really want, if you just really try.
So why aren’t you trying?
I figure because you really don’t want it.
-Cinista.
So why aren’t you trying?
I figure because you really don’t want it.
-Cinista.
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