BABY FOR SALE.

Brenden is the cutest baby. He doesn't respond to babytalk... just random sounds. All my vids are gonna be about him. Check his finger!

BORED BABY from JC on Vimeo.

-Cinista.

WAKEY WAKEY.

BABY BRENDEN from JC on Vimeo.

-Cinista.

OH F*CK! MAKE A U-TURN!

The best way to make people realize that they are wrong is to just sit back and not say a word. This is NOT one of those times. It is hard to talk over people when the volume is set to this level. It is even harder to talk to people when everyone is crazy drunk and noone understands or hears anything that was said. This is what everyone sounds like after many shots of unknown Japanese vodka. Thank you Spy On Vegas and Hellz Bellz!

OH F*CK! MAKE A U-TURN from Jonathan Calo on Vimeo.

-Cinista.

MESSIN WITH STINKY.

DRUNKEN DOG MASSAGE from Jonathan Calo on Vimeo.

-Cinista.

FIRST INSTALLMENT.

Drinking is fun. The problem with our kind of drinking is that I never remember the fun that happened the night before. I do not remember what I said to the girl at the bar or if I slapped a girl on the ass in xS[and got 86'd]:/ I review the pictures and things come screaming back.

I do NOT remember filming this video but I am very surprised that I was forming complete sentences and not slurring my speech. I still have faith in my convo game when I'm completely wasted.

BAY AREA PIZZA from Jonathan Calo on Vimeo.

They say I can sexualize anything. Inanimate objects.. Random situations.. Anything. People around me have been taking notes or maybe it was in them all along[NO HOMO]. It just took a little bit of alcohol to loosen the speech.

Listen to Paul in the background. Hahahaha.

-Cinista.