Monday, August 25, 2008
SIGNS A CHICK IS FUCKED UP.
1) She is overly concerned with material things. -This can extend beyond gold diggers, which becomes more subtle and easier to miss. Look for girls who develop genuine feelings for their clothes, purses, shoes, etc. Things like that.
2) Her family likes you. - A little too much. They're a little shocked she's somehow obscured her psychoses from a normal man.
3)*** She constantly talks about her friends in a negative way. - This one is may be a no-brainer, but if she is catty and bitchy behind the backs of her friends, I guarantee you she will be catty and bitchy behind your back.
4)*** Causes a problem and expects you to fix it.
5) She is seriously into something weird and new-age like energy crystals, astrology, etc. etc.- This indicates extreme delusion and disconnection from reality
6)* Likes any guy that likes her.
7)* Excessive crying for no reason at all.
8) Girls over the age of thirteen who believe in witchcraft.......nuff said
9)* Says music is her life , but cant play a single instrument and has no musical talent herself.- Groupie
10)** Has no female friends at all.
11) Hates all your friends, and won't let you spend time with them, or gives you shit when you do.
12) Takes anti-depressants.
13) Sends you n00dz- Not that there is anything wrong with sending n00dz, i mean i love it. But she's still probably a crazy bitch.
14)*** Girls that have no significant break time between relationships.
15)** A little tooo illustrious sexual past.
16)* Adores people like Paris Hilton,Lindsey Lohan,and any other talentless, money grubbing attention seeking celebutards.
17)* She says all her exes were assholes and treated her like crap.
18)*** Has a tramp stamp.
19) Chicks who say. ' I'm different ' and 'I'm not like other chicks'. - Without a shadow of a doubt is just like every single other chick out there...and probably worse.
20) Goths. - Nut jobs
21) Has or wants breast implants when her tits are perfectly fine.
22) Calls you in the middle of the night for guest list. - Calling anyone in the middle of the night for guestlist for that matter. Party sluts.
23) Has had more than 3 abortions. - Yes 3 is a fair cut off point.
24) Has a journal- Not a blog. Blogs are cool.
25)*** Piercings below the neck. Whore.
26)*** Say she hates drama. - Its a sure fire sign that she attracts drama and or is a major league drama queen.
27)*** Uses alcohol as an excuse for being a slut.
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Not calling out any names but you know who you are.
-Cinista.
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