crazy girls. You know it’s a bad idea, but there’s never a dull moment right? Whether she’s throwing your shit out the window, following you secretly to see if you’re cheating or publicly accusing you of it in the Frozen Foods aisle. you just can’t get enough. and it’s ALL make-up sex with you two, right? Your friends tell you to stop, but every time you’re gonna kick her to the curb you end up having sex in a Wendys bathroom.
plus, she wants to have a threesome, dude. a threesome. the good kind. not the weird kinda gay one where afterwards there’s only one bag of chips and two diet cokes left to split between all three of you. you thought the sex was awkward? try splitting a diet coke with a dude who’s wiener you just saw.
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-Cinista.
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