BIRTHDAY SEASON ONCE AGAIN!

Took a break last week from the douchebaggery and had a quiet dinner for George's birthday. They decided on Carl's restaurant in the westside called Grape Street. Las Vegas weather was so nice we decided to dine under the moonlight on the outside patio. The food looked good but I didn't eat. I came for the drinks. Carl mentioned that it's half priced wines on mondays or tuesdays. The bread pudding was doo doo. My only complaint.

I wanted the Japanese beer from last time but they were out. Carl gave me a better one. The dude on the bottle looks like Terry Richardson.


Full service and with a smile.


Steve+Wilfredo. Everyone is curious [PAUSE] about the glasses.


Baby fever. Cute.


After dinner we head out to Lucky Bar @ the Red Rock.


Mind erasers are supergross if made wrong. UGH!


Get familiar.


Next stop of the night was Kona Grill @ Boca Park. The food is terrible there!


Kettle dirties and kettle sodas. Birthday boy meanmuggin'. Bartender douchebaggin'. Free drinks are always good. Thank you Fred.


Looks like another gangbang.


Next stop was Three Angry Wives. The place is mad mellow.


Lindsey Lohans[red-headed slut with a splash of coke] for everyone.


Thank you Carl. You got my mouth open. No Homo.


Is the vagine fresh?


Durian, iPhones suck! You didn't know? Kim K said so.


There's this new program people been talking about. @JCINISTA Get familiar.


The drunken walk game. She gets undressed as you get points. Just like girls in real life. The more brownie points earned... more clothing comes off.


Bar games. When that date is going wrong... just get drunk and get the virtual girl naked instead.


End of the night... back to where we started.

Question.

If you stop driving drunk.. will you forget how to do it well?


Psssh.


-Cinista.