-Cinista.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
TEMPTING BUT NO.
I know you are trying to entice me with that tattoo in a not-so secret place. I told you that I don't find that sexy anymore. Kick rocks... ok fine, let me lick it once and you can be on your way.
-Cinista.
-Cinista.
Monday, May 18, 2009
AN ODE.
"Experience does not necessarily mean that you are a slut.
I could take the time to teach you how to please me but it is not even worth it if you do not know the basics. You are twenty five f*cken years old for f*cksake. What is this that you don't give BJs?? It is two thousand f*cken nine! It was [explosively]exciting at first I must admit. But you know what they say Nothing Lasts Forever.
-Cinista.
I could take the time to teach you how to please me but it is not even worth it if you do not know the basics. You are twenty five f*cken years old for f*cksake. What is this that you don't give BJs?? It is two thousand f*cken nine! It was [explosively]exciting at first I must admit. But you know what they say Nothing Lasts Forever.
-Cinista.
PAYBACK IS A GIRL!
When the LA folks come down, it gets out of hand. Always. I mixed patron and jameson[no not together, idiot]... I end up knocking the f*ck out! I took off my shoes; so, they shouldn't have been messing with me. They did anyway. Payback is a mutha though. All good!
That's not the random part.
I wake up still drunk and I see this mess in front of me. There was chips and possibly a little vomit on the bed :/ I hop in the shower to sober up while the crew was downstairs gambling. No luck still f*cked up. I decided to clean up the bed a little and call housekeeping for new sheets. I ripped all the covers off and toss it out the room[???]... I was mad faded I dunno. I had just gotten out of the shower while doing this. The door shuts behind me and I'm locked out. FML. I'm standing outside in the hall with only a towel on drunk as f*ck. Hahaha. People were walking by the room staring at me with a wtf look. Too funny.
-Cinista.
That's not the random part.
I wake up still drunk and I see this mess in front of me. There was chips and possibly a little vomit on the bed :/ I hop in the shower to sober up while the crew was downstairs gambling. No luck still f*cked up. I decided to clean up the bed a little and call housekeeping for new sheets. I ripped all the covers off and toss it out the room[???]... I was mad faded I dunno. I had just gotten out of the shower while doing this. The door shuts behind me and I'm locked out. FML. I'm standing outside in the hall with only a towel on drunk as f*ck. Hahaha. People were walking by the room staring at me with a wtf look. Too funny.
-Cinista.
Friday, May 15, 2009
CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT.
Woke up to this little guy outside my window. He was chillen in the shade trying to stay away from the sun.
Took a peek in when I rolled up the shutter. Haha.
-Cinista.
Took a peek in when I rolled up the shutter. Haha.
-Cinista.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
CANCER IS SEXY.
I'm not a smoker and kissing a smoker's mouth taste like garbaaje. I will never co-sign giving your body cancer but I drink; so, it would be hypocritical of me to talk sh*t. But seeing a girl smoke... my instant reaction would be to take out my camera and start shooting. There is something sexyHOT and sophisticated about it. BadGirls do what you do.
-Cinista.
-Cinista.
WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE..
The gals at THE BOOBS had a memory screaming back to me. Though it is fun dating a crazy chick[from the wild sex to pulling her off other girls to keep her from fighting] it can get old fast! Once the novelty wears off, then what's next? You can't turn this girl into a wife. She is just too immature. All you can do is just ride the wave. If you haven't dated one before, I suggest you try it. But don't expect to "make love" to these chicks. They don't want it that way. My friends joke about my methods[the loving choke] because they don't really know. They have no idea what it is all about. Nights when I leave a house with bruises and bite marks are always good nights.
There is a certain sexy about a crazy chick but NO girl wants a crazy dude. Threatening to cut your wrist and bawling your eyes out beside her window is bitch-made. We have our weak moments but when dudes act psychotic, there will never be an excuse or justification. Let the ladies be ladies and a man be a MAN.
Big up to the ladies @ THE BOOBS. I dub you crazy chicks gorgeous killas[Norman Bates]!
theboobs.blogspot.com
-Cinista.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
OWNER PHOTOGRAPHER.
Had lunch at Sierra Gold recently and ordered their truffle filet sliders with bacon. This is the same place that serves hot cheeto crusted onion rings. The sliders were decent. I ordered mine medium rare and it was chewy. I suggest a medium plus on the meat. Like I said, it was decent. The truffle oil was a bit OD. It messed with the flavor of the filet mignon and bacon. The seasoned french fries were goood.
The major difference here in Vegas compared to LA is that the food is gimmicky[borderline corny]. I guess they use that method to draw in the tourists. Don't get me wrong... there are many world-renowned chefs here. Just common to see kitchy cuisine in more restaurants.
The place is owned by a photographer immigrant. His work is plastered all over the restaurant.
Cool spot with a chill atmosphere.
The service was slow.
-Cinista.
The major difference here in Vegas compared to LA is that the food is gimmicky[borderline corny]. I guess they use that method to draw in the tourists. Don't get me wrong... there are many world-renowned chefs here. Just common to see kitchy cuisine in more restaurants.
The place is owned by a photographer immigrant. His work is plastered all over the restaurant.
Cool spot with a chill atmosphere.
The service was slow.
-Cinista.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Saturday, May 09, 2009
Friday, May 08, 2009
PANTS GOT TIGHT. ERR.
I can't not post this.
It's a little vulgar but sh*t... if you are offended by seeing a naked female body then something is wrong with you... or you are Jeanelle's mom[inside joke]. Love ya Tita Angie. Cassie is just ricockulously hot! F*ck tats on a chick to be sexy.. piercings are much more functional.
So, this is what it means when they say 'The Blogs Are Talkin'.
This particular post just opened up what I will show everyone in my personal collection of photos.
Via Mike Soops Twitter
-Cinista.
It's a little vulgar but sh*t... if you are offended by seeing a naked female body then something is wrong with you... or you are Jeanelle's mom[inside joke]. Love ya Tita Angie. Cassie is just ricockulously hot! F*ck tats on a chick to be sexy.. piercings are much more functional.
So, this is what it means when they say 'The Blogs Are Talkin'.
This particular post just opened up what I will show everyone in my personal collection of photos.
Via Mike Soops Twitter
-Cinista.
CABALLERO ERA PRO.
Made a great purchase of shoes that will not last long. Already getting lots of wears because of the comfort and pleasing aesthetic. Will definitely go back to the Vans store and get the other shoes in the pack. The Sk8 High is next on the list.
-Cinista.
-Cinista.
TAO BISTRO.
The photo would look 10 times more amazing if it exited to a cave or a cliff or ruins. The Brookstone thing messes with the whole facade.
-Cinista.
-Cinista.
MORE SMURF SHOES.
These are for sale. Size 9 Deadstock.
Contact me jcinista at gmail dot com.
-Cinista.
Contact me jcinista at gmail dot com.
-Cinista.
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