JUST FLY AWAY.

This girl says that this creepy guy was asking about her tattoos. About how far they go down into her chest. I guess that's a creepster kind of question coming from the wrong person. I have said the most crazed/obnoxious/retarded sh*t to a girl and still got a positive reaction. Like really stupid sh*t. Hahahaha. It is only creepy when the dude delivering it makes it creepy. And deep down inside, girls invite the attention from certain people even though they do not realize it. So, if you don't want comments about your tats... cover up that tramp stamp! Just saying.

/End Rant.

Anyhow. We're gonna Tarantino this sh*t and I'm gonna blog starting from the middle. This is saturday night right after that great meal. I expected to leave the restaurant hungry but I was stuffed before dessert came. That is going to be a separate entry. I was disappointed that the photos did not come out as good but I'll make it work. Slide was the destination and it was recommended by deejay friends; so, it had to be good. Right?

Nikki met up with us after Michael Mina. Slide was walking distance along with everything else. Frisco folks are always ready for the uphills. I wasn't.


Nikki: Ewww he's sweaty and he keeps bumping in to me.


Kat+Nikki.


Paul+Kat.


Having a four course meal and taking vodka shots after was not the wisest of choices.


Slide had an internal temperature of a hundred degrees. Sweating in the club is N.A.G.L.


Deuces up!


F*ck shots. Let's just drink from the tap.


Yea it will get ya there the fastest!


Gabe is a troop-errr.


Almost there. They're doing the Vegas dance! LOL.


This girl had a scent I didn't recognize at first. Oh!.. it was B.O. Not SO much sexy.


The chick pulled out her own shot glass, Paul. Tsk tsk. When you're right.. you're right.


Nikki went from knocked out...


... to wide awake again. We had to take pics on the slide @ Slide.


Drunken good times.


I direct people to do poses when I'm faded and they do it. I don't know why I told her to go up there. Sorry Niks!


This guy sang a song from Remember the Titans to all of us. We felt special and broke the guy off a couple of bucks. The next day while we were walking around dtsf.. another bum was singing the SAME EXACT song. Womp womp. Can't knock the hustle! I guess bums don't beg in SF.. they entertain.


A different bum comes up to us asking for money.

Me: I don't carry cash homie. Sorry. Hey Paul why don't you give him a pizza?
Paul: [thinks about it.. long silence... and just walks away]

Bwahahahahahahaha. Cold blooded.


One of the two heart pieces in DTSF. I <3 U.


Let me get in on this.


I dunno. We were done, son.


Paul is soo excited and he just can't hide it. Deuces!


If you turn a heart upside down.. it looks like a sweet, sweet booty. I guess that's the logic of me humping it. Drunk.


Girls love booty too. Kiss. Ass.


Back to the hotel where it's warm.


To be continued...

-Cinista.

EVEN COLD NOVEMBER RAIN.

They can be civil or it can be crazy[psycho] with punched in walls and shredded wardrobes. More likely the latter when it's with a gorgeous killer. Nothing lasts forever... I get it. What I do not accept is THE deceit. It is out of character for geniunely good people. Maybe it was a ruse. The devil in disguise. Doe-eyed evil in stilettos and a vintage blue dress.

*A Fictional Story


Just the flavor of the month.


Don't just stand there! Go get your girl back..


-Cinista.

SENSORY OVERLOAD.

-Cinista.

BOBBY TRIPLE DIGITS.

Location: Post Street, SF



-Cinista.

TOP OF THE WORLD.

I feel like this today.


-Cinista.

WORDS OF THE DAY PER YE.

"The prettiest people do the ugliest things.

-Cinista.

SHE'S DRRTY GORGEOUS!

Just because you are amazingly beautiful does not mean you do not have substance. I may or may not be talking about mE.

GORGEOUS KILLER.

People that are underestimated. The blonde you think is dumb but you just got hustled by. The short dude that you write off instantly but the tall blonde just gave him all your money. That innocent looking asian girl that can/did eat you alive. A wolf in sheep's clothing. Positive or negative. Good or bad. Don't let the pretty face fool ya.


Name.

drrty martini

Age.

24

What qualities do you find attractive in men, even though you should NOT?

Cockiness and a flirtatious personality.

What do you find beautiful in the same sex?

Long hair, full lips, an hourglass shape...

I forgot to add legs to my list... That's probably the most favorite feature too.

Places in the world you’ve been to and cannot forget and why.

I was in St. Croix and it was my first experience driving on the left side of the road. I get anxiety attacks just thinking about it.

What’s the baddest thing you’ve ever done, but didn’t feel bad about?

I harrassed a girl that wouldn't remove herself from my boyfriend's life and threatened to rearrange her face and deflate her boobs. Eventually, she changed her number.

How would you describe your style?

Bohemian... Bum...


We’re officially in a recession right now. How has it affected you?

I got a new house :)

What makes you a good kisser? Explain.

I moisturize my lips... I don't use too much tongue... I'm gentle, I'm rough...

What tips can you give people on how to be a better kisser?

Stop thinking and overanalyzing. And stop biting my lips hella hard!

Beaches or pools. Preference?

Definitely beaches! Nature creates the best amusements.

Summer is here. what kind of bikini are you rocking?

Monokinis are in!



What makes a girl HOT?

When a girl can dance... Has a raspy sexy voice... Doesn't try too hard to be funny... Side tattoos....


What is your quirk?

I gag everytime I see cum--even if it's not in my mouth. Ugh, I have to fast forward through porn.

True love or lots of money?

Lots of money so I can buy things I love.




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Stay tuned for the next episode.

-Cinista.

GOOGLE VOICE.

I just signed up with google voice and they have an app where you can make free calls from the web and apparently leave me messages. I'd like to hear what you have to say. Talk sh*t or bullsh*t. Click on the link above or to the right. Say somethin. Nigguh.

-Cinista.

SUICIDE MUSIC.

"I understand now why they say Radiohead is suicide music.
-Keith Circa 2003,On the way to Coachella

Not sure if I agree with this one... although their music is sometimes slow and melancholy.


-Cinista.

FLASHBACK.

Hahahahahaha.


-Cinista.

MMmM FOOD.

Spaghetti with sausages[NO HOMO].


-Cinista.

ROLE MODELS.

On the eve of my birthday, my friends and Eye had a discussion in the hotel lobby over desserts. I don't really know how it got started. My guess is that people are getting married and thinking about the future for their children. The role models for kids today are lacking. Paris is a slut. Lindsey is a coke whore. And Miley is a closet tramp. They are who the young people look up to. My inner[traditional] views do not apply here because I feel hypocritical stating them at this point. My nights consist of trying to get 22 year old girls naked. Hahahaha. Someone has to give them attention[NO MISOGYNIST].

With that said... here are the new nudes from the Vanessa Hudgens publicity camp.



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This is what your 16 year old is doing in her room. Some grow up to be doctors and some make just as much one dollar bill at a time.



-Cinista.

DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I KNOW?

Last weekend's birthday trip was a complete success. Here are a few flicks from Gabe's camera. I have to sort through hundreds from my cams. This is a preview.

Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde.


Winos in the wine country.


Slide had an actual slide inside the club.


A trolley ride with a creeper.


@The Fisherman's Wharf eating what tourists eat.


More to come.

-Cinista.

A PLACE FOR WORSHIP.

I was at a birthday party when Kristine calls me to meet up @ Tao. I roll up to the place and greet the host. Skip the line like we usually do. He said I looked "corporate" that night. [Note to self: throw out that fit.] I head to the small room upstairs and find the girls already faded. I buy Kris one more drink and she is dunzo.


I'm NOT that short... but she was unusually tall. I find it hot.


Rihanna under my umbrella. ella. ella. Okay that was ghey. :\


We hit the Grand Lux in the Palazzo. I was still in perfect buzz mode... maintained with a patron pine while they ate.


These Lux flautas are supergood! Get familiar.


Her napkin was smiling :).
It was a good night.


-Cinista.

CREATURES OF HABIT.

We hang out at the same spots... you must already know where I am on a saturday night. The spot reminds me of the Highlands in Hollywood and I never did like the Highlands. xS is mainstream music like most Vegas clubs. The people that hang out @ xS is Soulja Boy. I personally do not want to hang out with Soulja Boy but other people want to chill with him. I'm not gonna ruin their Vegas time by complaining about the place when I kick. I will however have my brand of fun while I'm there.


Kristine+Andrew.


Mik+Anelise.


Nicole+Brian Nguyen.
You have to say the whole name.


Joe and his whole crew were down for a bachelor party. He rolled in with soju in his pocket.


Mike+Kristine+Jenelle. What is that??


Rona+Brian Nguyen+Annabelle.


The bartender was also a ninja. She was flirting with Drew. Kris wanted to bash her face.


That guy right there is Doreen's mother's boyfriend's son. I forget his name. Thank you for the patron shot.


He's in the doghouse. [Never fully understood that corny saying.] Yeah. But he's in it.


We lost everyone at this point. Drunk. Hungry. We bounced out the spot.


I have to reiterate that I am useless when I'm faded. You could ask me what direction the sky is and I'd respond with a point to the left to the left.


I've amassed a collection of these. Pictures of people knocked the f*ck out is amusing to me. I enjoy it the most when it is alcohol related. Man up, nig!


The Southern Highlands Roberto's serves their asada fries crinkled. Superior.


Oh chicken taco... how I love thee.


I DO NOT like seeing the sun in the morning. N.A.G.L.


-Cinista.

LUCY LIU.

What can I say about Lucy Liu that hasn't been said already. She is definitely beautiful. When suggestive photography is added to the mix, she is that much more intriguing. I do not know who the photographer is but if I had to guess... it has Terry Richardson's signature all over it.




-Cinista.

THE TROUBLE WITH TROUBLE.

"I may not know art but I know what I like.


-Cinista.

HINTS OF SKIN.

by kesh

-Cinista.