Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Thursday, March 13, 2008
PORTISHEAD.
Portishead's 60's soundtrack music style is assembled with dubbed hip hop beats and detached female vocals. The familiar syncopation and turntable scratches with outer space bleeps gives an easily identifiable refined sound.. So once you hear a Portishead track, you know it's a Portishead track. Broading sense of menace. Deep conviction on the romantic fatalism tip. Laconic tone with repetitive streaks of despair and emotional upheaval. Beth Gibbons and the rest of the squad is back like cooked crack with their third album, Third. Just a heads up, quality is not in it's prime.
Plagiarized from THE BEEZWAX!
Plagiarized from THE BEEZWAX!
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
MARILYN MONROE.
Plastic is a common trend amongst Hollywood... It is refreshing to see someone staying natural in such an unnatural environment... Even if it's Lohan.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
STOP THAT SHIT! VOL. PEOPLE!!
Mrs. Employee at Chipotle who refuses to give me enough Carnitas in my burrito bowl.
You are not paying out of you pocket for that delicious pork you…. uhm…err…pork Nazi. Seriously, you aren’t fooling anybody with that quick grab and drop, put something else on top to cover you stealing my meat. I can handle a lot of meat ok lady. No homo.
Mr. I Suck at Basketball But I’m Hell Bent on Taking Every Shot.
Look homie. You haven’t hit a jumper since ’98 and you are not impressing with your jukin’ and jivin’ still standing in the same place moves. Pass it. I’ll be the first to tell you, I'm somewhat of a ball hog. I'm sure my roommates would call understatement of the century on that comment, but I make more than I miss. While on the topic, Dear guy on Asian team at the Rec. You’re not on Streetfighter. You don’t need to yell HADUKKEN! After every marginally good play.
Mr. Popped Collar.
Put your fucking collar down.
Mr. I Recite Kanye West Lyrics in Conversation Guy.
Oh wait, that’s me. Do you homes.
Mr. I’m Cool Cause My Pants Are Halfway Down My Ass Guy.
Dude. Pull your pants up. Nobody is trying to see your chonies. On the topic however, girls feel free to low rise your pants to your little hearts content.
Mrs. Muffin Top.
Fat girl + Small Pants = Sickness to my tummy. Just because you’re comfortable with your body does not mean everyone else is. In fact, NOOOOOBBBBBOOOODDY is.
Mr. I Yell Random Rap Lyrics Really Loud At Night.
I still love you Pat. I kid.
There you have it boys and girls. If you are one of these people don’t take it personally, just Stop That Shit!
Stolen From http://curb-my.blogspot.com/
You are not paying out of you pocket for that delicious pork you…. uhm…err…pork Nazi. Seriously, you aren’t fooling anybody with that quick grab and drop, put something else on top to cover you stealing my meat. I can handle a lot of meat ok lady. No homo.
Mr. I Suck at Basketball But I’m Hell Bent on Taking Every Shot.
Look homie. You haven’t hit a jumper since ’98 and you are not impressing with your jukin’ and jivin’ still standing in the same place moves. Pass it. I’ll be the first to tell you, I'm somewhat of a ball hog. I'm sure my roommates would call understatement of the century on that comment, but I make more than I miss. While on the topic, Dear guy on Asian team at the Rec. You’re not on Streetfighter. You don’t need to yell HADUKKEN! After every marginally good play.
Mr. Popped Collar.
Put your fucking collar down.
Mr. I Recite Kanye West Lyrics in Conversation Guy.
Oh wait, that’s me. Do you homes.
Mr. I’m Cool Cause My Pants Are Halfway Down My Ass Guy.
Dude. Pull your pants up. Nobody is trying to see your chonies. On the topic however, girls feel free to low rise your pants to your little hearts content.
Mrs. Muffin Top.
Fat girl + Small Pants = Sickness to my tummy. Just because you’re comfortable with your body does not mean everyone else is. In fact, NOOOOOBBBBBOOOODDY is.
Mr. I Yell Random Rap Lyrics Really Loud At Night.
I still love you Pat. I kid.
There you have it boys and girls. If you are one of these people don’t take it personally, just Stop That Shit!
Stolen From http://curb-my.blogspot.com/
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
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