Via USBFEVER
-Cinista.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
I JUST SPIT UP!
"For guys, vaginas are like a cross between a pocket knife, a really cool nightclub, and a wizard. It can do SO many things, you REALLY want to get into it, but you have no idea how it works, and therefore it must be magical."
Via BonerParty
-Cinista.
Via BonerParty
-Cinista.
I'M SOO FRANGRY.
"Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says he loves somebody. It means nothing. It still doesn’t mean anything. What you feel only matters to you. It’s what you do to the people you say you love, that’s what matters. It’s the only thing that counts."
Tom Wilkinson, The Last Kiss
-Cinista.
Tom Wilkinson, The Last Kiss
-Cinista.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
VISA BLACK CARD.
Visa is taking applications for its new Black Card Program. The card comes with a variety of benefits such as 24hr concierge service, luxury gifts, priority access to airport lounges, and a membership limited to 1% of US residents. And if that wasn't enough they've also crafted the card out of a patent pending "Carbon Graphite" material.
-Cinista.
Monday, December 29, 2008
DINNER. DRINK. DESSERT.
Crab stuffed lobster, filet and thyme mash with asparagus and baby carrots.
Some pinot from somewhere. Earthy with mushroom, honey and blackberry touches.
Flourless chocolate, carrot, ricotta, and apple crisp.
-Cinista.
Some pinot from somewhere. Earthy with mushroom, honey and blackberry touches.
Flourless chocolate, carrot, ricotta, and apple crisp.
-Cinista.
MMmM FOOD.
I remember eating those vietnamese french roll sandwiches in Alhambra; so I put a little twist on this ribeye sandwich. I pickled some cucumbers, red onions and grape tomatoes with white wine vinegar and other ingredients. Topped it off with cilantro to make it authentic. Well, somewhat authentic... I got homesick after eating the thing.
-Cinista.
-Cinista.
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Friday, December 26, 2008
WHAT HE SAID.
The straightest of all straights, Ryan Straightcrest, is a producer on Brody Jenner's new show Bromance and he talked to TVGuide about his own relationship with his "bros".
"I've advocated for years that it's OK for dudes to do things together. I'm fine going to the spa and getting massaged with my buddy. I quite like it."
That sounds like the opening scene of a zillion gay porn movies. This is quite possibly the gayest thing I've heard all hour and that's saying a lot. And by "I quite like it" Gaycrest really means "My prostate looooves it."
-Cinista.
"I've advocated for years that it's OK for dudes to do things together. I'm fine going to the spa and getting massaged with my buddy. I quite like it."
That sounds like the opening scene of a zillion gay porn movies. This is quite possibly the gayest thing I've heard all hour and that's saying a lot. And by "I quite like it" Gaycrest really means "My prostate looooves it."
-Cinista.
TOO COOL FOR HIGH SCHOOL.
... But you're 24 years old now!?!
Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Dunk Highs.
Steve Aoki.
LMAO.
-Cinista.
Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Dunk Highs.
Steve Aoki.
LMAO.
-Cinista.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
WHAT SHE SAID.
Via Steff.
From just looking at her face.
Anne:
She looks like a girl that would have dirty feet!
LMAO!
-Cinista.
From just looking at her face.
Anne:
She looks like a girl that would have dirty feet!
LMAO!
-Cinista.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
REVAMPED.
Things I no longer find attractive on a girl:
Tattoos of any kind.
Remember when it was hot when a chick had a tat strategically placed on her body? Like a pink bow right next to the pelvic bone. I knew a Mexichick at Blue Cross in Cali that had one. I use to tell her that I wanted to unwrap her. She would always give me a WTF!? look but she knew what was up! LOL. **shouts out Marie... Nowadays chicks are going overboard... they have tats on arms, hands, neck, face,etc. I think it looks mad trashy. Trends these days. Psssh! I decided today that I will no longer seek out those types of women. Too bad too cause tatted chicks equals freaky.
With that said.
This is gonna be the next one... even with the '89 leopard dress on.
Next week's rant is going to be about chicks with plugs in their ears. Stretched out lobes?!? Who started this gross trend?! You fu*kin up your faces, girls! Not a good look.
Sh*t! Two days away!
I finished all my Christmas shopping today. I'm thinking about wrapping them right now but I feel mad lazy; so, I'm blogging instead. Hahaha. I put alot of thought in the presents this year. Although the items purchased are not extravagant... they are presents I would want to receive. I hope they feel the same way.
Saw a revamped Captain America Mugg @ Walmart. They made him look younger and kinda vintage. Pretty cool. I'm adding it to the collection after the holidays.
Take a look @ the old Captain America...
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I like the new one better.
Random thought...
Is it only me or does the drummer for Red Hot Chili Peppers look like Will Ferrell?
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-Cinista.
Tattoos of any kind.
Remember when it was hot when a chick had a tat strategically placed on her body? Like a pink bow right next to the pelvic bone. I knew a Mexichick at Blue Cross in Cali that had one. I use to tell her that I wanted to unwrap her. She would always give me a WTF!? look but she knew what was up! LOL. **shouts out Marie... Nowadays chicks are going overboard... they have tats on arms, hands, neck, face,etc. I think it looks mad trashy. Trends these days. Psssh! I decided today that I will no longer seek out those types of women. Too bad too cause tatted chicks equals freaky.
With that said.
This is gonna be the next one... even with the '89 leopard dress on.
Next week's rant is going to be about chicks with plugs in their ears. Stretched out lobes?!? Who started this gross trend?! You fu*kin up your faces, girls! Not a good look.
Sh*t! Two days away!
I finished all my Christmas shopping today. I'm thinking about wrapping them right now but I feel mad lazy; so, I'm blogging instead. Hahaha. I put alot of thought in the presents this year. Although the items purchased are not extravagant... they are presents I would want to receive. I hope they feel the same way.
Saw a revamped Captain America Mugg @ Walmart. They made him look younger and kinda vintage. Pretty cool. I'm adding it to the collection after the holidays.
Take a look @ the old Captain America...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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I like the new one better.
Random thought...
Is it only me or does the drummer for Red Hot Chili Peppers look like Will Ferrell?
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-Cinista.
Monday, December 22, 2008
BUFFALO PLAID.
In4mation hits us with a look into their latest project alongside fitted cap purveyors New Era. Coming in two colorways, the 59Fifty’s feature a buffalo plaid motif with their Hawaiian tribute “hi” embroidery. Look for both of these at In4mation’s flagship stores as they are now available in limited quantities.
-Cinista.
LAVOLIFE.
Lavo is a fairly new spot @ the Palazzo. It is dubbed an ultralounge but when I hang out there it feels more like a miniature club. It has a hookah lounge and a restaurant downstairs. I hear the food is great! The bar and the dancefloor is upstairs. The theme is a luxurious bathhouse in the Mediterranean and it has the facade of dark tile and faucets everywhere. With residents like Dj Vice[SKAM Artists] the place is always bumpin with old and nu school tunes. Besides Tao and Jet, Lavo is one of my favorite spots to hang and chill. Mellow sunday nights... if only I can get there earlier and catch the open bar.
Met up with the Oxnard crew to celebrate some birthdays on friday. I hadn't slept yet and I was in serious need of some vodka red bulls. I drank patron instead.
Things I saw that night not pictured.
A large black woman with her chest almost exposed being fanned by a little person. She may have been fed grapes also.
Half-naked young girls laying down, playing with feathers... looking seductive.
And of course... petite, asian gogo dancers performing on platforms.
MikSquared and very tired Jaycee.
Bang bang bitch.
George... Jaycee... Kristine... Mik.
The happily married couple. I'm so bad with names.
Patron and sprite with lime... makes me pucker.
George.
I want to bring your attention to the hat and jacket.
Hahaha.
The girl in the green is Elaine. She was my high school girlfriend. LOL. She was six feet with her heels that night. *yikes
David[Abstraxx] and his lady.
Go Elaine! Haha.
Save some for the bedroom, player!
She said "do like the exit sign"... and leave.
The newlywed couple. Congratulations Robert and Elaine!
Drunk.
Bringing sexy back?? Sexy never left! Hahaha.
Ok here we go! Does that mean you kissed George that night, Mik?? LOL.
Kristine and David.
Wanting.
Wait a minute... Does that mean you made out with Mik that night, Kristine? HAHAHA!! So, who is the only one not connected?!? *raises hand hahahaha.
Kris... Jean... George and a lady friend.
Drunken.
Fadeded.
Go get it, Jen!!
We left Lavo around closing time. We were stumbling down the stairs trying to get out. Where the hell was Floralee with the drink tickets??! Took some more pics but they are too R-rated to post here... and Jen deleted some. That's a NO NO Jenbaby!
Jen said that she was driving everyone home. I told her she could if she passed a sobriety test.
That's a major FAIL! We needed to chill for a bit before we bounced.
We hung out all over the casino and sobered up. I took George to Mandalay and Jen took the other two kids to Kristine's pad. It was a fun-filled night. >8-).
-Cinista.
Met up with the Oxnard crew to celebrate some birthdays on friday. I hadn't slept yet and I was in serious need of some vodka red bulls. I drank patron instead.
Things I saw that night not pictured.
A large black woman with her chest almost exposed being fanned by a little person. She may have been fed grapes also.
Half-naked young girls laying down, playing with feathers... looking seductive.
And of course... petite, asian gogo dancers performing on platforms.
MikSquared and very tired Jaycee.
Bang bang bitch.
George... Jaycee... Kristine... Mik.
The happily married couple. I'm so bad with names.
Patron and sprite with lime... makes me pucker.
George.
I want to bring your attention to the hat and jacket.
Hahaha.
The girl in the green is Elaine. She was my high school girlfriend. LOL. She was six feet with her heels that night. *yikes
David[Abstraxx] and his lady.
Go Elaine! Haha.
Save some for the bedroom, player!
She said "do like the exit sign"... and leave.
The newlywed couple. Congratulations Robert and Elaine!
Drunk.
Bringing sexy back?? Sexy never left! Hahaha.
Ok here we go! Does that mean you kissed George that night, Mik?? LOL.
Kristine and David.
Wanting.
Wait a minute... Does that mean you made out with Mik that night, Kristine? HAHAHA!! So, who is the only one not connected?!? *raises hand hahahaha.
Kris... Jean... George and a lady friend.
Drunken.
Fadeded.
Go get it, Jen!!
We left Lavo around closing time. We were stumbling down the stairs trying to get out. Where the hell was Floralee with the drink tickets??! Took some more pics but they are too R-rated to post here... and Jen deleted some. That's a NO NO Jenbaby!
Jen said that she was driving everyone home. I told her she could if she passed a sobriety test.
That's a major FAIL! We needed to chill for a bit before we bounced.
We hung out all over the casino and sobered up. I took George to Mandalay and Jen took the other two kids to Kristine's pad. It was a fun-filled night. >8-).
-Cinista.
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