EYE SCREAM.

Don't bother me... Eating.





-Cinista.

JUST BEKAWS.

-Cinista.

FUCKING HIPSTERS!

Psssssh.


-Cinista.

CAN YOU BEAT HER?

Is it too early to make this joke?


-Cinista.

2009 HYPEBEAST?

-Cinista.

BEEN SAYIN IT!!

I told you she was a tranny!



-Cinista.

F*CK MY LIFE!

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML

Today, I feared my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion i forgot to take off the computer desk after i masturbated last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she had changed the backgroud to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML

Via F*CK MY LIFE!

-Cinista.

12:02AM.

Awoke from a nap and I look down at my hand to see that it has swollen twice the size. I've been in two life threatening accidents in my life and I am still here. The first one was after a snowboarding trip with Mj @ MH. I will never forget that day. We were driving down a two lane highway and a red Camaro comes in to our lane. One side was fast moving cars and the other a 30 foot cliff. Everything is slow motion before impact. I walked away unscathed.

No one was seriously hurt today and for that I am truly thankful.
And if you think that looks bad, you should see the other guy.


On a lighter note...

South Park was making fun of Kanye tonight. And they made cartoons of Chris Julian[Fruition] and Ti$a[McM]. Too fu*king funny!


Do you like fish sticks???


Bwahahahaha!

-Cinista.

LIGHT MY FIRE.

-Cinista.

HYPERCOLOR.

-Cinista.

EATS & DRINKS.

-Cinista.

P-A-R-T-Y. PARTY!

Watch until the end.



-Cinista.

QUELQU'UN M'A DIT.

Somebody told me that you still love me.



-Cinista.

MmmM FOOD.

We have dry-aged prime porterhouse once again!


-Cinista.

EAST BOUND.

Honey I love you but you have clothes like a fucking dickhead.

-Cinista.

SMARTEN UP.

Do you know what the definition of CRAZY is?

Doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.

-Cinista.

MmmM FOOD.

-Cinista.

SLEEPY TIME.

-Cinista.

FRUITY LOOPS.

-Cinista.

DAILY COVETS.

You might not be aware but there is a recession right now. We[Eye] have to be careful of what we spend our money on. The NEEDS have overcome the WANTS at the moment. We want to buy the whole store but it would not be wise. The baby needs milk and diapers! Maybe I should be buying food instead of sneakers. Impulse is a bitch.

Here are some things that I want in the closet but...

I've always been a fan of urban/military wears. I already have many hunter green clothes but another piece would not hurt. Necessary.


Love the lines of this sneak. Very clean and good looking shoe.


Same shoe but this would be worn at night with jeans or slacks. Fresh.


Khaki and navy blue make a beautiful connection.


I feel like a tool when I get off a plane with my roller luggage. This bag would be great for those weekend trips. And no mom, I will no longer keep jacking your LV bags everytime I go to LA. Haha.


I don't know the history of Visvim and I've not seen anything that really catches my eye. This piece is part of the covet because of the color scheme. Plus the suede looks fuckin butter!


What can I say about this piece? It is reminiscent of Clarks. The sole makes it look comfy[sneakerlike] and the upper is preppy. Many possibilities with how you can rock this. I can already see six different looks in my head.


The following pieces are superlovely. I have been looking for a leather zip wallet for two months now and just recently purchased the pseudo-Fendi piece by Freshjive. Google it. It is very nice. These are over $300 each and I cannot spend that much on a wallet without feeling crazy guilty.



Comes in black also. Nice.


The next piece is a bomber. I told you I like the military look. The collar is what seals the deal.


I know striped pieces make your body look wide but RVCA has never let me down with their fit. This brand hugs my body just right and the materials they use are soft.


All about the accents.


I already have hundreds of sneaks... and most are Dunks. This piece is essential to the wardrobe. Summer is fast approaching and this piece is too clean NOT to include.


I really want these boots! The streets are the inspiration for them. The worn in look has massive appeal and I will be hunting for a pair this weekend.


Here are some looks I am working with at the moment. The focal is the military style jacket with the strapped in leather shoes.




G'Nite all.

-Cinista.