RULES PERMANENT

Words for Burrito to live by...

RE: Things That Sharito Should Always Do...



Hi jaycee!!!

I will tattoo these rules in the back of my eyelids so that i never forget

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From: NATHAN_NICE
Date: Mar 19, 2007 4:18 PM


1. Always wear make-up including sleep, showers, picnics, cooking, etc.

2. Sleep in a seductive pose with lingerie on at all times.

3. Pasties are an excellent alternative if bra is too constricting. Big tee shirt is NEVER acceptable.

4. Make sexy sounds while doing the most mundane things like laundry, cutting veggies, and so on.

5. Initiating sex is not a weakness. It shows effort. (Don't neglect the 2 brothers.)

6. High heels are a must!

7. Talking about STDs is a no no. Gonorrhoea will never sound cute coming out of a girl's mouth no matter how pretty the girl is.

8. Giving advise to a fellow girlfriend about how they can look better can't be taken as an insult.

If Sharito remembers to do these things, she will have a most satisfying sex life.