-Cinista.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Monday, November 10, 2008
THIS GUY IS A HOMO.
Only ONE is true.
21 Things About Guys That Girls Don't Realize:
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
2) Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it’ll take them a lot longer than you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
3) Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
5) Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?… uh… never mind…” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
8) Guys love you more than you love them.
9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.
10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
11) If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking it and he is really thinking about something.
12) When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
13) When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”
14) If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.
15) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking
something.
16) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
17) A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.
18) No guy can handle all his problems on his own.
He’s just too stubborn to admit it.
19) NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE!!! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn’t mean he represents ALL of them.
20) When a guys sacrifices his sleep and health just to talk to you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. (Well, duh.)
21) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.
(I think we need a guy’s point of view to know whether some — if not all — of these are true or not.)
FEED ME. F*CK ME. SHUT THE F*CK UP. -C.R.
-Cinista.
21 Things About Guys That Girls Don't Realize:
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
2) Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it’ll take them a lot longer than you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
3) Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
5) Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?… uh… never mind…” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
8) Guys love you more than you love them.
9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.
10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
11) If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking it and he is really thinking about something.
12) When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
13) When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”
14) If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.
15) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking
something.
16) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
17) A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.
18) No guy can handle all his problems on his own.
He’s just too stubborn to admit it.
19) NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE!!! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn’t mean he represents ALL of them.
20) When a guys sacrifices his sleep and health just to talk to you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. (Well, duh.)
21) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.
(I think we need a guy’s point of view to know whether some — if not all — of these are true or not.)
FEED ME. F*CK ME. SHUT THE F*CK UP. -C.R.
-Cinista.
YOU ARE SPECIAL.
A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?"
Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you, but first, let me do this."
He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up. He then asked, "who still wants it?"
Still the hands were up in the air.
Well, he replied, "what if I do this?"
And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.
"Now who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.
"My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson," he said, "no matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20."
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.
We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened, or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless ... and especially to those who love you.
The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by WHO WE ARE.
"You are special - Don't EVER forget it."
Count your blessings, not your problems.
::SOURCE UNKNOWN::
If you do not pass this on, you may never know the lives it touches, the hurting hearts it speaks to, or the hope that it can bring.
Now let's have a drink and be merry.
-Cinista.
Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you, but first, let me do this."
He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up. He then asked, "who still wants it?"
Still the hands were up in the air.
Well, he replied, "what if I do this?"
And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.
"Now who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.
"My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson," he said, "no matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20."
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.
We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened, or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless ... and especially to those who love you.
The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by WHO WE ARE.
"You are special - Don't EVER forget it."
Count your blessings, not your problems.
::SOURCE UNKNOWN::
If you do not pass this on, you may never know the lives it touches, the hurting hearts it speaks to, or the hope that it can bring.
Now let's have a drink and be merry.
-Cinista.
MOAR VANS.
Jason Jesse x Vans Syndicate SK8-HI
Previews have surfaced regarding the latest shoe designed by Jason Jesse for the Vans Syndicate collection. Based on the SK8-HI, the shoe features a full leather upper with caramel colored constrat stripe along the side. A deep v-cut is seen in the heel, alongside a leather insole. According to sources, set to release sometime in 2009.
-Cinista.
Previews have surfaced regarding the latest shoe designed by Jason Jesse for the Vans Syndicate collection. Based on the SK8-HI, the shoe features a full leather upper with caramel colored constrat stripe along the side. A deep v-cut is seen in the heel, alongside a leather insole. According to sources, set to release sometime in 2009.
-Cinista.
RECYCLE YOUR ROMANCES.
The logic of being cheap. lmao.
The joys (and savings) of sex with your ex.
Normal dates—with the requisite mani-pedis, barbershop shaves, drinks, and movie tickets—can easily add up to more than $200. But just because you’re single and can’t afford big nights out doesn’t mean you need to forgo sex altogether. Just sleep with your ex. Booty-calling an ex, at least one you’re on good terms with, is a low-risk, high-yield investment. You’re familiar with each other’s flaws already, so no need to mask them with pricey beautification or elaborate mating rituals. Just order in Chinese—or better yet, nuke some Ramen, then get busy. Bonus perk: Your ex knows his or her way around your body, and vice versa, which means a guaranteed good time for all.
Annual Savings: $2,400
(Compared with twelve $200 dates.)
-Cinista.
The joys (and savings) of sex with your ex.
Normal dates—with the requisite mani-pedis, barbershop shaves, drinks, and movie tickets—can easily add up to more than $200. But just because you’re single and can’t afford big nights out doesn’t mean you need to forgo sex altogether. Just sleep with your ex. Booty-calling an ex, at least one you’re on good terms with, is a low-risk, high-yield investment. You’re familiar with each other’s flaws already, so no need to mask them with pricey beautification or elaborate mating rituals. Just order in Chinese—or better yet, nuke some Ramen, then get busy. Bonus perk: Your ex knows his or her way around your body, and vice versa, which means a guaranteed good time for all.
Annual Savings: $2,400
(Compared with twelve $200 dates.)
-Cinista.
Sunday, November 09, 2008
HEARTLESS.
Heartless from kwest on Vimeo.
Kanye West gives us a look at the Heartless video, the second single from his much anticipated 808s & Heartbreak album that will be releasing soon. Once again Kanye uses an animated video, much different from what we have seen before. The video was directed by none other than Hype Williams.
-Cinista.
MENU CHANGE.
Stations is changing some items in the Italian room. These are some of the ideas they are throwing around.
Prosciutto wrapped dates.
Roasted red pepper bruschetta.
-Cinista.
Prosciutto wrapped dates.
Roasted red pepper bruschetta.
-Cinista.
YA'LL CAN'T DO IT LIKE ME.
NOPE.
i keep running into my heinous bitch of an ex girlfriend at bars here in Las Vegas. i need a way to make her a) leave said bar and b) feel really bad about fucking a bunch of ugly white dudes while her supposed bf is abroad. OH WHOOPS I SAID IT. so. what to do?
OH I KNOW i’ll show up with that new Bond girl Gemma “Early Phoebe Cates Boner” Arterton.
that’d be the ultimate STFU, wouldn’t it? “oh yeah, hey, this is Gemma, and we’re TOTALLY banging like a LOT. like, banging like two overworked cymbals in a marching band kind of banging. yep. and then we drink a bunch of cough syrup and put on side A of ‘Rumours’ and think about ordering thai food”.
oh my god that would be hilarious. dude, gemma. c’mon. come out to the Rocks like one time.
Via Bonerparty
-Cinista.
i keep running into my heinous bitch of an ex girlfriend at bars here in Las Vegas. i need a way to make her a) leave said bar and b) feel really bad about fucking a bunch of ugly white dudes while her supposed bf is abroad. OH WHOOPS I SAID IT. so. what to do?
OH I KNOW i’ll show up with that new Bond girl Gemma “Early Phoebe Cates Boner” Arterton.
that’d be the ultimate STFU, wouldn’t it? “oh yeah, hey, this is Gemma, and we’re TOTALLY banging like a LOT. like, banging like two overworked cymbals in a marching band kind of banging. yep. and then we drink a bunch of cough syrup and put on side A of ‘Rumours’ and think about ordering thai food”.
oh my god that would be hilarious. dude, gemma. c’mon. come out to the Rocks like one time.
Via Bonerparty
-Cinista.
Saturday, November 08, 2008
Friday, November 07, 2008
CRACK THAT PEPPER HO!
"I fucking love it! Not the song, but the fact that this Grammy nominated piece of shit is a full fledged phenomenon sung and emulated by children and pre-teens all across America. Why? Because it advocates cumming on a “ho’s” back and then putting the bed sheet on her so that when it dries it resembles a cape.”
— David Cross, regarding Soulja Boy’s “Crank Dat”
-Cinista.
— David Cross, regarding Soulja Boy’s “Crank Dat”
-Cinista.
IMBIBE & CONSUME.
What I had in LA in no particular order. All was good except for one. It was definitely a week of excess. I left with a hang-over and a smile. Now on to the food!
This little thing had alot of flavor. Oh, little taco... how i loved you.
There's a burger under all that mushroom.
Potato slices with creamy mustard. Sh*t was spicy!
Micro brew.
McDonald's fruit and yogurt parfait.
Grilled roma with goat cheese and balsamic reduction.
-Cinista.
This little thing had alot of flavor. Oh, little taco... how i loved you.
There's a burger under all that mushroom.
Potato slices with creamy mustard. Sh*t was spicy!
Micro brew.
McDonald's fruit and yogurt parfait.
Grilled roma with goat cheese and balsamic reduction.
-Cinista.
KABUKI LAST SUNDAY.
I was mad hung-over when I got to this place. I didn't plan on drinking a drop of alcohol. Long story short and six bottles of sake and six large beers later, I was drunk again. At least my hang-over was gone. Had some food along with the drinks.
Yellowtail tartar.
Soft shell crab.
Thanks for the drinks, Ness:]
That was yummy. *winks* lmao.
The sun was still out when I got there. Closed the place down.
On to the next venue.
PREDICTION
:Big hang-over on monday for sure:
-Cinista.
Yellowtail tartar.
Soft shell crab.
Thanks for the drinks, Ness:]
That was yummy. *winks* lmao.
The sun was still out when I got there. Closed the place down.
On to the next venue.
PREDICTION
:Big hang-over on monday for sure:
-Cinista.
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