SHE'S ON A KAISER.

I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday so I can’t fucking eat anything but Jello and milkshakes and applesauce. It’s making me want to die. My face is killing me, I look like a fucking chipmunk and the Vicodin isn’t strong enough to knock me out. I slept TWO HOURS last night.

I just went to the kitchen to make myself a milkshake. Except the ice cream is gone. And so are the strawberries and the bananas. ALL OF IT. Gone. So I scream at my brother for eating it all and the motherfucker actually says, “The food in this house has no ownership.” The food that I bought for MY surgery because I CANNOT EAT ANYTHING ELSE. He has free reign over the fucking fridge, he can eat a sandwich, chicken, chips, ANYTHING. But he decides to eat the ONE thing I can eat?!?!?! WTF?!?!

So I tell him he has to go get me more since he finished it all and he says to tell my mom to go get me more, as if she has anything to do with it? I mean it’s one fucking thing to have SOME of the ice cream and SOME of the strawberries, I don’t mind sharing, but when you know that you’re sister obviously bought it for herself and when you know that there isn’t much else in the fridge that she can eat, you DO NOT finish it. And if you do, you go get more!!! Or you at least apologize and admit maybe it wasn’t the nicest thing to do. Jesus Christ, I would never do this to him.

What a fucking selfish asshole.

She is frangry.

www.frangry.com

-Cinista.

HAHA PREACH!

I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one but I don’t give a fuck.

Here’s the deal: I hate animals. Well, not all animals, I guess just pets–animals that live in a house along with human beings. It is just so fucking gross. Think about it.

Every time I walk into someone’s house and they have a pet, I sort of like it at first and I pet it a little and it’s cute for like a fucking minute. But then I find myself staring at the creature, watching what it does. How it scratches itself and licks itself in its private areas. And then it sits on your couch and rubs its butt hole and balls and coochie ALL OVER YOUR FURNITURE. That butt hole that didn’t get wiped, that butt hole that still has doodoo particles on it. Those balls that still have some pee on them. EW. Then you go and sit on that couch and it gets on you. Or your cat cleans its vag and then comes over and licks your hand. WTF.

Then if your pet sits on your lap or the couch, and lies on its back, its balls hang out for the whole world to see, right there, in front of your face! Or when a dog has a boner and it’s just there, for everyone’s viewing pleasure. DUDE! I DO NOT want to see that shit.

There is a reason we wear underwear and wipe, it’s fucking disgusting otherwise!!!!

I actually go a step further and wash everytime.

www.frangry.com

-Cinista.

SHE'S EFFEN HILARIOUS.

I never realized how much I cannot stand dudes until recently. It’s like all they fucking think about is cumming. It’s the only thing that matters to them. I suppose that’s fine, I mean we all agree it’s pretty rad to cum, but dudes are just so fucking nasty about it. You never see chicks walking down the street staring at dudes with ‘I want to fuck the shit out of you’ faces. It’s one thing to want someone, that’s cool, but fuck man, KEEP THAT NASTY ASS CUM FACE TO YOURSELF.

The other day I was walking on the beach and I saw these dudes walking towards me. A group of girls had just walked passed them and, of course, the guys gave the chicks these dirty faces and started saying who knows what nasty shit to them. The girls just ignored them and kept walking. And I KNEW they were going to do the same thing to me. So as our paths crossed, I gave them a mean stare and, since they are predictable fucking men, they started saying some dirty shit. I couldn’t really hear them, thank god, but I knew it was gross and I knew it was rude and I knew it was fucking disgusting. So I turned around and started screaming at them to shut the fuck up and of course if just got them more riled up. I spotted a huge rock on the floor, about the size of a baseball, and I picked it up and threw it in their direction. It hit the uglier one on the back of his head and he fell to the floor. The other pussy ass dude just ran and left his friend there. I hope that asshole is brain damaged now. Fucking perverts.

www.frangry.com

ELECTION.

-Cinista.

SMITTEN.

I was checking my email this morning and I got this special message.

Attached.

I know you've been sad lately. I hope this makes you smile.

-Anonymous

First off. I'm doing just fine and thank you for your concern. And yes this does make me smile. You made my weekend. Only my girlfriends call me "Jonathan" but I'll let it go this time. LOL.


Big thanks to my anonymous sender. I don't know how you found my given name but pictures like these are always welcome. *winks

-Cinista.

JANE FONDA.

-Cinista.

NOM NOM.

-Cinista.

MMMM FOOD.

-Cinista.

INTO THE NIGHT.

-Cinista.

RUBY RED.

-Cinista.

CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP.

-Cinista.

I AM THANKFUL FOR.

-the ability to make someone smile
-the opportunity to have extraordinary meals with foodies like me
-hilarious inside jokes::CRACK THAT PEPPER HO!
-just letting go
-great memories
-having loved
-my stubbornness
-good people
-great advice
-my friends that continue to tolerate my behavior
-beautiful, intelligent women

Happy Thanksgiving Fellows!
-jcinista.

99 PROBLEMS.

I would like to apologize to everyone that has been affected by my behavior lately. I've had a short fuse and I've been lashing out. My negative attitude is noone's fault but my own. I've been letting people's comments affect me and it really shouldn't. My patience in the past three months has gone kaput. Again... there is no excuse for me taking it out on other people.

Last night I saw old friends I haven't seen in a long time. I was genuinely glad to see them. It made me forget about the drama causing me not to hang with them anymore. It was a nice feeling. I saw my neice[Binx] for the first in a long time. It was a good reunion of sorts. We hung out at Jen jen's pad and played World Tour until 2AM. Kristine played the guitar, I sang[WoW], and Mik banged the drum! The rest were playing cards and listening to my toneDEF voice. HAHA. Doreen invited me to her Thanksgiving dinner but not sure if I can make it. I have work until 11PM. It sucks but that's my life... I have no weekends or holidays. All good tho... working towards a goal. No more unneeded distractions and unnecessary drama! It's hard cause she is still on my mind. Fuck!! yes homo.

Two weeks ago.

Chillen with the old school and the new school @ Christian Audigier.

The old school: Brian, Mike, Jayce, Max, and Mik.


The new school: Jayce, Nikki, Jeanelle, and Mik.



Someone has a ghettoe booty!


Hung out with a birthday girl and her group @ Tao.
I had the Pssshhh face on. She had the thizz face on.



Abby was mad faded when I was done with her. Where's your tolerance, son? You talk a big game. LOL. I kid. Happy birthday!


I have to work early tomorrow. That's it for now.

-Cinista.

GIVE THANKS.

Since everyone works on Thanksgiving, we decided to have our dinner last night @ Kristine's house. But we did not have turkey... oh no no. We had a feast of seafood which consisted of crabs, mussels, and shrimps. What's the plural for shrimp anyway??

We steamed the crabs, baked the mussels with parmesan cheese, and sauteed the shrimp with sriracha and garlic as seasoning. Eating this kind of seafood is tedious and time-consuming. There was alot of cracking, peeling, and picking at the crab. Took alot of time but it was well worth the trouble.

From start to finish. Look @ that monster! We had one each.


Into the water. Sorry buddy! Don't give me those eyes!


After twenty minutes it was ready. Time to work.


This was the aftermath. My stomach was full and my hands smelled crabby the whole night. lol. And btw, I didn't use vinegar at all. The naked flavor of the crab was enough. *mouth waters* Mmmmm crab mustard.


Thank you George, Mik, and Kris for a wonderful meal. Much appreciated.

-Cinista.

STREET LITES.

Found pics from my old Sony.























Found these in there also. Her name was Shalanah~Shay. She was my very first female model. I didn't know how to direct back then. I was telling her to do all these poses and she just did them. LOL.

Practice makes perfect.




More pics to come.

-Cinista.

50 REASONS TO HAVE SEX.

*click to enlarge.


8.) it's so juno
20.) humpty hump
21.) slutty but true
29.) lol
32.) lmao
41.) just wrong
45.) i don't use any
48.) awesome

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-Cinista.

NPH WOULDN'T DO THAT.

How to perform “The Naked Man.”

1. “You’re on a first date, you’ve had a few drinks and you make an excuse to go up to the girls apartment.”

2. “Once she is out of the room you strip down naked and wait.”

3. “When she gets back, she sees you naked and laughs. She is so charmed by your confidence and bravado she sleeps with you.”

"Oh man I’ve totally rocked “The Naked Man.” Recently I was in Portland getting shitfaced at The Matador (the best bar in history?) and “met” some random cute girl who I was making out with before we even exchanged names… I put up a hail mary, and by closing time I had her back at my friend’s place. After tearing through most of a handle of supermarket rum to prove how cool I was I retired to the kitchen for a quick yet dignified puke in the sink. At this point it becomes a lil fuzzy, either I was afraid I got a bit on my shirt or I’m just AWESOME and decided to strip. I appeared from the darkened kitchen corridor like Amy Smart in Varsity Blues to greet a room full of people, sat down on the couch, and put my arm around the girl like as though nothing was out of the ordinary. Antics ensue.

The next day upon returning to the bar, my friends were like, “dude, why not cut out the middle man and just get naked in the bar?” Two minutes later I was down to a cashmere sweater and undies and I had three girls in the bar follow suit. Life’s too short to not drop trau in public just to amuse your friends."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!

-Cinista.

RIHANNA GOT PREGGOS.

... And I think she's ready to pop!

Congrats Chris! Sorry I couldn't make it to your baby shower.


-Cinista.

THE GODS ARE WATCHING.

-Cinista.

A WALKING CONTRADICTION.

" I AM A SEXUAL DEVIANT WITH A BIG HEART, EMPTY POCKETS AND AN OPEN MIND.
I WORSHIP WOMEN AND LOATHE THEM AT THE SAME TIME.
I AM AN ACQUIRED TASTE. I AM POTENT.
I AM A LEO MALE OF ASIAN DESCENT. I AM MY OWN BEST FRIEND.
I AM ALONE YET ALWAYS SURROUNDED. I AM A SOCIALITE WITH SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER.
I AM A SLAVE TO MUSIC. I AM A MONSTER.
I AM A GENTLEMAN. I AM AN ARROGANT PRICK.
I AM SHARP. I AM A DRUNK.
I AM COMPLICATED YET SIMPLE.
I AM HUMAN. I AM MENTALLY UNSTABLE.
I AM A DOWN TO EARTH MOON WALKING CONTRADICTION."

PUT UP OR SHUT UP!

-Stolen.