COUNTDOWN TO BLACKOUT.

Two weekends ago I hung out with a group that consisted of 99 people deep. Might be an exaggeration but there was alot of people here. Met some Boston people... SF was down and LA was in full effect. The night started at Pure after I checked in to the room. I bought 1.75s of Gentleman Jack and Goose. There were no mixers; so, we decided to take shots of Jack. That was my first mistake of the night. Fast forward to an hour later and lots of mixing liqours... I'm walking like a zombie and I can't seem to figure out where the hell I am.

I was thinking of Korean BBQ. I was hungry.


Krissy.


Stems galore.


Boston+Los Angeles+San Francisco+Las Vegas.


As usual Joe and Cousin Lou were wearing sneaks. You can't get in to a D-Bag club without a blazer+sneaker combo. I didn't make the rules. Joe rocked the Zara and it fit like an extra medium glove.


Chowdah.


Fetish.


Smurfs On Acid.-Gangster Kat


They came to the party waaay too late.


Love Birds.


That's wicked bad!


Let me see your hands real quick.


Joe+Gabe.


Fred.


Venetian Vince+Joe.


Eli got Kanye'd!


NAGL.


I woke up @ noon the next day still intoxicated. I didn't get a hangover until 4pm. eff em elle!!

-Cinista.

YODA BACKPACK.

All Smiles.



-Cinista.

DRAMATIC READINGS.

Don't know when or where this was taken.


The photo has nothing to do with the post. It looks emo though. Hahaha.






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-Cinista.

JUICE.

-Cinista.

36 CHAMBERS.

-Cinista.

BARBARA KRUGER.

-Cinista.

SUPREME MEMORIES.

-Cinista.

KEEP MY ROCKS SPOTLESS.

Shortypop is slowly becoming a fave.





-Cinista.

GORGEOUS KILLER.

“Life’s not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman.
You only call her a bitch because she won’t let you get that p*ssy.
Maybe she didn’t feel y’all shared any similar interests;
Or maybe you’re just an assh*le who couldn’t sweet talk the princess.
-Aesop

-Cinista.

WHERE. BUY. NOW!

What is this brand? And where can I buy it? I'm rockin this to the next bar mitzvah... or wedding. Whatever.


-Cinista.

LAS VEGAS.

"Bitches ain’t sh*t but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the d*ck
Get’s the f*ck out after you’re done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run…

-Cinista.

GIRL CRAZY.

-Cinista.

CRED: CLAWS.

Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?
Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!
Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!
Smurf #2: Yeah!
Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: Smurf-Yeah!
Smurf #1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf!

Via FG.

-Cinista.

WEIRD SCIENCE.

-Cinista.

ROARING TWENTY'S.

Speakeasy.




-Cinista.

OH F*CK! MAKE A U-TURN!

The best way to make people realize that they are wrong is to just sit back and not say a word. This is NOT one of those times. It is hard to talk over people when the volume is set to this level. It is even harder to talk to people when everyone is crazy drunk and noone understands or hears anything that was said. This is what everyone sounds like after many shots of unknown Japanese vodka. Thank you Spy On Vegas and Hellz Bellz!

OH F*CK! MAKE A U-TURN from Jonathan Calo on Vimeo.

-Cinista.

VINO COUNTRY.

Sunday Afternoons.












-Cinista.