GIMME ONE MORE...

... and then a double shot after that. LOL.

Frida[Glendale] knows how to serve their shots. What you see is patron with a tomato and lime juice chaser. Shits were so good we had eight or ten of them. I don't really remember how many exactly but I know the check was sky high. It was a good starter for the night. We have to go there again, Ant. I'd go there just for the chasers!


Chile lime salt rimmed.


-Cinista.

THE TEMP VEE.

Toyota Corolla.

Brings me back.


-Cinista.

HOW ABOUT NO.

-Cinista.

BWAHAHAHAHA.

crazy girls. You know it’s a bad idea, but there’s never a dull moment right? Whether she’s throwing your shit out the window, following you secretly to see if you’re cheating or publicly accusing you of it in the Frozen Foods aisle. you just can’t get enough. and it’s ALL make-up sex with you two, right? Your friends tell you to stop, but every time you’re gonna kick her to the curb you end up having sex in a Wendys bathroom.

plus, she wants to have a threesome, dude. a threesome. the good kind. not the weird kinda gay one where afterwards there’s only one bag of chips and two diet cokes left to split between all three of you. you thought the sex was awkward? try splitting a diet coke with a dude who’s wiener you just saw.

Via Bonerparty

-Cinista.

FOOD DONE IN EL AYE.

Took a tour of Southern California and ate in cities like Northridge, Rancho, Glendale, Van Nuys, Silverlake, DTLA, and El Monte. The food was great but very different in flavor profiles as Las Vegas. Food eaten in no particular order.

Beef curry. MmmMmm.


Teriyaki salmon.


Tofu @ Thai Patio, LA.


Lechon. MmmmMm pork.


Pecan ice cream cake from Baskins.


Strawberry ice cream sandwich.


Chicken in a wrap @ Lu Foo's. Delish.


Tuna tartare @ Frida.


Shrimp ceviche.


Spinach salad with dried chiles.


Tapas @ Cobras & Matadors.


More tapas.


Udon noodle soup @ the Noodle House[next to the Boiling Crab].


These chicken wings were bomb!


Boiling Crab's with the whole shebang bang!


-Cinista.

THIS BAND SUCKS.

Niagra is dope.


-Cinista.

HAHAHAHA.

-Cinista.

THIS ONE'S A KILLA!

GORGEOUS KILLER.

People that are underestimated. The blonde you think is dumb but you just got hustled by. The short dude that you write off instantly but the tall blonde just gave him all your money. That innocent looking asian girl that can/did eat you alive. A wolf in sheep's clothing. Positive or negative. Good or bad. Don't let the pretty face fool ya.

The first edition is a bit anonymous. She wanted me to leave some details out. Whatevs.


name.

? ? ?

age.

? ? ?

what do you find beautiful in girls?

we're gentle...

what’s the baddest thing you’ve ever done, but didn’t feel bad about?

i fell in love with a married man. i didn't know he was married until his wife flew into town. i answered the door, apologized, and took her out to lunch.

how would you describe your style?

sexy...

what makes you a good kisser? explain.

I can show you better than I can tell you...

what makes a girl HOT?

natural

give me the fastest time you made out with someone after you met them.

i'm usually too wasted to have any concept of time

do you have a quirk?

i rub my feet together to fall asleep.


Stay tuned for the next episode.

-Cinista.

EYE SCREAM.

Don't bother me... Eating.





-Cinista.

JUST BEKAWS.

-Cinista.

FUCKING HIPSTERS!

Psssssh.


-Cinista.

CAN YOU BEAT HER?

Is it too early to make this joke?


-Cinista.

2009 HYPEBEAST?

-Cinista.

BEEN SAYIN IT!!

I told you she was a tranny!



-Cinista.

F*CK MY LIFE!

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML

Today, I feared my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion i forgot to take off the computer desk after i masturbated last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she had changed the backgroud to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML

Via F*CK MY LIFE!

-Cinista.

12:02AM.

Awoke from a nap and I look down at my hand to see that it has swollen twice the size. I've been in two life threatening accidents in my life and I am still here. The first one was after a snowboarding trip with Mj @ MH. I will never forget that day. We were driving down a two lane highway and a red Camaro comes in to our lane. One side was fast moving cars and the other a 30 foot cliff. Everything is slow motion before impact. I walked away unscathed.

No one was seriously hurt today and for that I am truly thankful.
And if you think that looks bad, you should see the other guy.


On a lighter note...

South Park was making fun of Kanye tonight. And they made cartoons of Chris Julian[Fruition] and Ti$a[McM]. Too fu*king funny!


Do you like fish sticks???


Bwahahahaha!

-Cinista.

LIGHT MY FIRE.

-Cinista.

HYPERCOLOR.

-Cinista.

EATS & DRINKS.

-Cinista.

P-A-R-T-Y. PARTY!

Watch until the end.



-Cinista.

QUELQU'UN M'A DIT.

Somebody told me that you still love me.



-Cinista.

MmmM FOOD.

We have dry-aged prime porterhouse once again!


-Cinista.

EAST BOUND.

Honey I love you but you have clothes like a fucking dickhead.

-Cinista.

SMARTEN UP.

Do you know what the definition of CRAZY is?

Doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.

-Cinista.

MmmM FOOD.

-Cinista.

SLEEPY TIME.

-Cinista.