Tuesday, April 21, 2009

OKKKKKK.



-Cinista.

HELLZ SPRING 2009.

Hellz™ presents the second installment of their Spring '09 collection: Renegades of Funk. It is a tribute collection to the Electro-Sound of the 80's in NYC. Paying homage to the string of electro 12" records by Soul Sonic Force & Afrika Bambaataa including everyone's all time favorite, "Renegades of Funk".






Don't know anything about Hellz but they pick good models.

-Cinista.

NIXON REDPLAYER.

Nixon is at it once again for there anticipated release for April. This surprise color for this month is a striking red Rubber Player. The blue one sold out in a few hours… expect the same with this watch. We will post it the again the day it releases… So please stay tuned for it to release some time soon.


Via In4Mants

-Cinista.

MAD GREEK, BARSTOW.

Had a Shawarma plate @ Mad Greek. It was tasty but a bit pricey for what it was. Mad Greek is a tourist trap; so, I understand the pricing.


The decor.




-Cinista.

THE VIVIDS.


-Cinista.

HIGHWAY 14.


-Cinista.

OUTLET STRUCTURES.

Different shades of green catch my eye.


-Cinista.

GIMME ONE MORE...

... and then a double shot after that. LOL.

Frida[Glendale] knows how to serve their shots. What you see is patron with a tomato and lime juice chaser. Shits were so good we had eight or ten of them. I don't really remember how many exactly but I know the check was sky high. It was a good starter for the night. We have to go there again, Ant. I'd go there just for the chasers!


Chile lime salt rimmed.


-Cinista.

THE TEMP VEE.

Toyota Corolla.

Brings me back.


-Cinista.

HOW ABOUT NO.


-Cinista.

BWAHAHAHAHA.


crazy girls. You know it’s a bad idea, but there’s never a dull moment right? Whether she’s throwing your shit out the window, following you secretly to see if you’re cheating or publicly accusing you of it in the Frozen Foods aisle. you just can’t get enough. and it’s ALL make-up sex with you two, right? Your friends tell you to stop, but every time you’re gonna kick her to the curb you end up having sex in a Wendys bathroom.

plus, she wants to have a threesome, dude. a threesome. the good kind. not the weird kinda gay one where afterwards there’s only one bag of chips and two diet cokes left to split between all three of you. you thought the sex was awkward? try splitting a diet coke with a dude who’s wiener you just saw.


Via Bonerparty

-Cinista.

Monday, April 20, 2009

FOOD DONE IN EL AYE.

Took a tour of Southern California and ate in cities like Northridge, Rancho, Glendale, Van Nuys, Silverlake, DTLA, and El Monte. The food was great but very different in flavor profiles as Las Vegas. Food eaten in no particular order.

Beef curry. MmmMmm.


Teriyaki salmon.


Tofu @ Thai Patio, LA.


Lechon. MmmmMm pork.


Pecan ice cream cake from Baskins.


Strawberry ice cream sandwich.


Chicken in a wrap @ Lu Foo's. Delish.


Tuna tartare @ Frida.


Shrimp ceviche.


Spinach salad with dried chiles.


Tapas @ Cobras & Matadors.


More tapas.


Udon noodle soup @ the Noodle House[next to the Boiling Crab].


These chicken wings were bomb!


Boiling Crab's with the whole shebang bang!


-Cinista.

THIS BAND SUCKS.

Niagra is dope.


-Cinista.

HAHAHAHA.


-Cinista.

THIS ONE'S A KILLA!

GORGEOUS KILLER.

People that are underestimated. The blonde you think is dumb but you just got hustled by. The short dude that you write off instantly but the tall blonde just gave him all your money. That innocent looking asian girl that can/did eat you alive. A wolf in sheep's clothing. Positive or negative. Good or bad. Don't let the pretty face fool ya.

The first edition is a bit anonymous. She wanted me to leave some details out. Whatevs.


name.

? ? ?

age.

? ? ?

what do you find beautiful in girls?

we're gentle...

what’s the baddest thing you’ve ever done, but didn’t feel bad about?

i fell in love with a married man. i didn't know he was married until his wife flew into town. i answered the door, apologized, and took her out to lunch.

how would you describe your style?

sexy...

what makes you a good kisser? explain.

I can show you better than I can tell you...

what makes a girl HOT?

natural

give me the fastest time you made out with someone after you met them.

i'm usually too wasted to have any concept of time

do you have a quirk?

i rub my feet together to fall asleep.


Stay tuned for the next episode.

-Cinista.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

EYE SCREAM.

Don't bother me... Eating.





-Cinista.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

JUST BEKAWS.


-Cinista.

FUCKING HIPSTERS!

Psssssh.


-Cinista.

CAN YOU BEAT HER?

Is it too early to make this joke?


-Cinista.

2009 HYPEBEAST?


-Cinista.