THE KITCHEN.

G.I. JOE THE MOVIE?

DIRTY NASTY SEX OF THE DAY.

THE SPIDERMAN

Ejaculating into your hand and propelling the semen into a girl's face.

WISE WORDS.

nothing in life is promised
except death

those who gossip with you,
will gossip about you

girls are so complex
they confuse themselves

take my advice,
i dont need it anyways

if you think im a dick
you should meet my father

fake friends are like pennies,
two-faced and worthless

your expression is the most
important thing you can wear

some of my opinions,
if you dont like them i have others

REP LA.

AHHH!

AHHH!

MY NEW FAVORITE SHIRT.

DIRTY NASTY SEX OF THE DAY.

THE DOLPHIN

Attempting anal sex with a girl without consent and she responds with 'eh eh eh eh'!!

PLANET HOLLYWOOD POSERWS.

RETIRE BITCH#@%!

Kanye beat your ass in album sales... Quit your life!

AUSTIN'S SUPREME.

Grilled asparagus drizzled with aged balsamic topped with dehydrated tuna roe...

WITCH BREW.

A visit to the witch doctor was what we needed on a wednesday night... Sitting in the Vip section in a dead club was not hot, son! You know what; Vip sections in any club{dead or live} is whack... Catch me at the bar closest to the dancefloor... VIP SECTIONS ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID, KID... I just don't knpw what the big fucken deal is.......................

SMACK IT UP FLIP IT...

I like this pic but not for the obvious naughty reason but for how it came out...

BINKY.

So, Bianca and I decided that we should have a contest on who can eat the most mini pickles in one sitting... Surprisingly enough noone got sick that night... In the end, she found out who the champion was... Eleven pickles in 45 seconds... Take that 8 year old little girl!!

LABOR DAY BBQ.

Champagne and Korean food... Who would've thunk it would be a sweet combination[pardon the pun]...

TRUE.

When love is not madness, it is not love.
-Pedro Calderon de la Barca

PERFECTLY PUNGENT.

NOTE TO SELF.

Rent the movie The Ice Harvest for contemporary ideas on your house...

NO HALF STEPPIN.

If you're gonna do it...