Sunday, July 30, 2006

WORD OF THE DAY.

plebeian \plih-BEE-uhn\, adjective:

1. Of or pertaining to the Roman plebs, or common people.
2. Of or pertaining to the common people.
3. Vulgar; common; crude or coarse in nature or manner.
4. One of the plebs, or common people of ancient Rome; opposed to patrician.
5. One of the common people or lower classes.
6. A coarse, crude, or vulgar person.


He was unashamed of his plebeian roots but keen to provide himself with aristocratic forebears.



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Thursday, July 27, 2006

MORE NAKED.




What motivates you?


*lnp

-Cinista.

JUST A TOUCH.



I present...

RANDOM JETS.


I was at this club[Jet] and when I walk'd in this guy is runnin' around the dance floor acting a fool... It wasn't halloween but this guy was dressed like this... I had to take a pic... Check out the chain, nigga!

-Cinista.

TYRONE.



Ty likes to get drunk and wear boxes on his head...



This is before he goes to work...

-Cinista.

STAPLES.




I wanna get high... Sooo high...

WENDYS


Some days I like cucumbers pickled...

APPLE DIPPERS!



Sometimes life is hard... Other times it is lovely...

WORD!

grandiloquent \gran-DIL-uh-kwuhnt\, adjective:
Lofty in style; pompous; bombastic.


He became more than usually grandiloquent as if to make up for the years of silence with words of gold.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

FRIDAY NIGHT SPECIAL.


8 ounce Filet with Demiglace paired with Shrimp Scampi with sundried tomatoes...

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

THAT 70s SHOW GUY.


Doesn't this guy look like a rapist?

*thecobrasnake

THIS IS GH RIGHT HERE.

There's always that one not so good looking chick at the club that goes out with her fine ass friend... When something's about to pop, she decides it's getting late and she wants to go home... What the fuck is that?! Or how about the dude that hangs out with that hottie at the bars... He fell into the friend zone... He ain't havin' that! If he's not hooking up, he's gonna do everything in his power to make sure you get NOTHING!

This is the time to break it out...

TABOO'S PRINCE STORY...


Last year after the Grammy's we got invited to Prince's house for some afterparty type ish. and anyone that knows me knows that I'm a huge fan of Prince. at his house they had this jam session going... basically everyone was jamming out. Apll grabbed the mic and started freestyling, so I decided to get the crowd involved by getting the crowd to cheer. I started saying "rock that shit!" and the crowd would say "rock that shit!". then all of a sudden Apll signals to me to get off the mic. he tells me that Prince doesn't want me to be on the mic. I asked why, and he told me that Prince doesn't like people cussing in his house. I felt really bad. Prince is one of my heroes. so I waited till the party was over and talked to him. Prince comes out of his room and says that he wants to talk to me one on one. he sits me down and starts preaching. "you know brother, you're oppressed. that's why you use that foul language. you need to start praying and become one with your spirituality. you need to change, you're oppressed." I'm looking at Prince thinking to myself, "damn, you got songs like Darling Nicky, Sex, Head, all these songs about sex. there's mad cussing in those songs". It's funny... there's this little man telling me not to cuss in his house, and it's crazy because I totally look up to him. Next thing I know Prince grabs my hand and says, "pray with me, I don't want you to use that foul language ever again." I'm like alright. so we sit there and pray for a long ass time. finally it came time for me to leave so I lean over and give Prince a hug and I say, "aight Prince, you're the shit!". and this is just after he gave me the crazy long ass speech about not cussing. he looked at me and laughed, then he walked away. that's my Prince story.

That's just as funny as Charlie Murphy's!

*SGV

WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF A GENTLEMAN?

In short, the definition of a gentleman is a person who goes out of his way to make everyone comfortable...

" I thought the purpose of it is just to act all superior..." Ha ha ha !!!

SO, THIS GIRL SAYS...

A chick called me out saying I was "white-washed"... It made me laugh at her... I wasn't offended... It was funny... I don't know what that means... Well, I know what it means but it has no relevance for me today...

Back in the day, we called white-washed Asians those people that hung out with the white kids and dressed funny... The ones that didn't dress like the typical Asians... Ha ha ha! The ones that talked proper and not like some "niggah"... I made fun of those people in high school...

So, it's ironic that I am referred to as that ... Growing up and going on hundreds of job interviews, it's not "kosher" to talk like a thug... Using the word "kosher" doesn't make white-washed? Does it? Ha ha ha!

I still talk like a thug sometimes... I mix it up with proper English and slang like those Mexican kids speaking in Spanglish... I don't think I'm white-washed... I say it's more of a Cali thing where everybody hung out with each other... Languages and slangs got intertwined... Surfers and skaters hung out with gangsters and taggers... It was a cornucopia of clashing cultures...

*check the alliteration

TRUE ROMANCE.

I was watching this movie about a week ago and it reminded me of one of my relationships... It was disfunctional yet passionate... As I examined the relationship closer, I realized that I did alot of illogical things that I never did before with any other girls... To this day, I have no explanation as to why I did what I did...

There is no direct correlation between the movie and the relationship except fot the amount of PASSION that was involved... I remember the scene where Christian Slater bargains with the pimp for Patricia Arquette... This guy did what he did for his woman and I can respect that...

To have a successful relationship, people have to put in hard work... Overtime even... Not suggesting doing the extreme but sometimes we have to get our hands dirty to get results... I can honestly say that I did some "dirt" but I have no regrets...

"Love is a battlefield..."



*may contain run-ons and corniness

FUCKIN' LAS VEGAS!

Due to the extremely hot weather, ants and miscellaneous bugs have been dwelling in my room taking a break from this godforsaken desert... The ants(half red, half black) have dining on my body leaving me with the most handsome red bumps... These bitches itch like hell and I am about to go crazy...

Very, very annoying...

That's two very(s)...

THE BIRD BITCH!

The History Of The Middle Finger

Well, now......here's something I never knew before,
and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native
English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset. And began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!

Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the
difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative
F', and thus the words often used in conjunction
with the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the
arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

Monday, July 17, 2006

WORD OF THE NIGHT.

imbroglio \im-BROHL-yoh\, noun:


1. A complicated and embarrassing state of things.
2. A confused or complicated disagreement or misunderstanding.
3. An intricate, complicated plot, as of a drama or work of fiction.
4. A confused mass; a tangle.


The political imbroglio also appears to endanger the latest International Monetary Fund loan package for Russia, which is considered critical to avoid a default this year on the country's $17 billion in foreign debt.

SO DECADENT!

In no particular order...

Triple Chocolate Mousse
Ricotta Cheesecake
Lemon Torte
Pecan Pie
Austin's Carrot Cake













Magnifico!

LIFE LUXURIOUS.


Freshly chilled Dom P. on a wednesday night... This is the life we live...

PARIS BITCHES!



This is my own little France...

YOU CAN GET THE FINGER.



I'm not offended...

FIBEROPS+JOYCE LEX.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

BECKFORD.



You ever see those funny looking animals in nature shows? They're so bizarre that it's cute...

OLDIE BUT GOODIE.


Drunken summer nights are the best...

JACK'S BACK!



When I get drunk, pictures like this pop up in my cam...

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

MAN'S RUIN.



Import model Joyce Lex started her own line... I think this is a collaboration with Fiberops, Japan... All the tees have the same theme so far...

JIHAD TO DO IT.


I was told that jihad wasn't sexy... They were sadly mistaken...

FIRST COLORATIONS.





I have to start going to photography class... I really need a good cam...

Note to self : Rob good photographer...

NAKED ENTOURAGE.


This deejay brought more than the music...

DIRTY GIRLS GET IT.


This is how dirty girls get clean...

OOPSIE!



Naughty girls get luv...

AUSTRALIAN FRENCH KISS.

JOSIE MORAN.

What if they ran "Got Milk" ads like this?


Then it would be a perfect world...

THE BAY LOVE.



I've been on this crazy trip just buying every tee that has a girl on it... I know it's inappropriate to wear a graphic of a naked chick in public... I can't help it though... Most of these are just amazing, colorful... Above is another one I want... I don't know which company makes it...

MEAT OR FISH?



For all the rookie sushi eaters... This is how toro is really suppose to look like... I ate at a valley place back in the day and the tuna was flourescent pink... Huh?!

GREAT CEASARS GHOST!



The Japanese do a Caesar salad... Beautiful presentation...

*JeffStaple

ART OR SMUT?



What is this girl doing exactly?

Monday, July 10, 2006

4TH OF JULY BBQ.




Vanessa is single now...




My boy Jesse and Tasha...



George and Jaycee... Beautiful name!



It was drunken babysitting fun!