COUPLES NIGHT.

Jen invited me to xS on a friday night and I was really surprised because we usually are the ones that have to drag her out. I said I would meet; so, I get ready and head towards the strip. I find out that Jen was NOT at the club. She was at Doreen's pad instead. WTF?!? homay.. you invite me to a place and you don't show up? Mad flaky. I head to Doreen's to do what I figured I needed to do.. drag her ass out. I walk in to the place and these knuckleheads are playing pusoy dos two on two couples style. Superghey. I see Jen's "man" and I knew she was grounded for the night. All she had to say was that and it would have been kosher. They asked me to stay but it was couples yahtzee night and I didn't want to impose. At least offer me a drink first.

I've had Blue Moon but not that.


*SLAP*SLAP*


They get in to that game.


I'm one to use big words from time to time[I took my PSATs]. But I don't understand Will's anecdotes sometimes. Most times.


They were drunk[I'll use this word] at this time and were hysterically laughing at everything.


Misplaced anger. Remember... if you can dish it you have to take it as well.


Ozzie and Harriet. SMH.


Next week is Bay Area craze.

-Cinista.

ME MYSELF & HIGH.

-Cinista.

HER STEMS STEP THR3E.

-Cinista.

POP SHOTS.

I've been trying to pack for the SF trip but I keep on getting distracted. I heard music outside my window and I see the ice cream truck slowly turning away from my street. I put on some clothes and run out to catch that thing. It was really hot..

That was @ 2PM and it is almost 3AM now. I still have not finished packing. :\


-Cinista.

TO FORGIVE DiVINE.

-Cinista.

MmMM FOOD.

Hard shell chicken taco.


-Cinista.

SPRING MOUNTAIN ROLLS.

Location: Pho Kim Long


-Cinista.

A PICTURE OF A PICTURE.

"Bitches I like 'em brainless... Guns I like 'em stainless.
-Biggie



via shortypop.com

-Cinista.

LE RIRE.

-Cinista.

LIKE YOUR LEGS.

-Cinista.

HE GET THIS!!!!

There are those times when you get drunk as sh*t and you are tempted to text or call someone... here's an example of why you SHOULD NOT!

Are you citing lines from Borat??! Bwahahahhahahahahaa.

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This is what I see when I'm intoxicated.






-Cinista.

TERA PATRICK+SUPREME.

Supreme recently teamed up with photographer Kenneth Cappello and adult model and actress Tera Patrick to produce some more than revealing Polaroids. Supreme has become infamous for putting their product on or around some of the most amazing, physically gifted women. Tera Patrick, if you are not familiar, is an English Jewish, Thai woman from Montana and a discovered model at 13. After a life on the runway a free spirited Tera decided she needed more, a lot more, hence her current adult professional.




via slamxhype

-Cinista.

BONE COLLECTOR.

-Cinista.

RETRO HOTNESS.

-Cinista.

OLD SONG FUNNY VID.

Party Like Your Vagina Is ON FIRE!



-Cinista.

SIMPLE TRUTH.

"You’ll get what you really want, if you just really try.

So why aren’t you trying?

I figure because you really don’t want it.

-Cinista.

FIRST LOVE: BATGIRL.

Have you even been in love? Horrible, isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life…

You give them a piece of you. They don’t ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like “maybe we should just be friends” or “how very perceptive” turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.

-Cinista.

STATE FAIR.

-Cinista.

SPIRAL.

-Cinista.

ALLITERATION.

Some people that eat lunch with me give odd, confused looks when I snap photos of my food while they are already munching on theirs. The more bold ones ask[with that tone] if I take pictures of everything. #stoneface




-Cinista.

DESTROY THE EVIDENCE.

-Cinista.

THREE SIDES TO A STORY.

I was reading a blog and it inspired me to write an entry. I was once in a relationship with a girl that adored me[I know this from looking into her eyes and the way she looked at me from old photos.] but I treated her like garbege. I played with her mind and only called her on booty call hours when I was in need of that certain release. She would do anything for me but I knew that the relationship would not work out because of the warning signs. She was young, pretty, on drugs, and had hooked up with my best friend at the time. No judgments but certain lines should not be crossed. I could not forgive her for the last one even when she tried tried to make it up. I say "relationship" because I would constantly tell her that I wasn't her BF. Don't ask me sh*t about anything was the attitude. I was young with a stamp'd mindset. Wrong me and I'll wrong you three times... it will leave a mark you cannot erase[NO ABUSER].

I left that situation with a better understanding of the female species. The belief at the time was that all girls were the same but in reality no two are alike. It taught me to be patient with females even in those times where I just want to scream at the top of my lungs. I have not perfected this and clearly not close. LOL. The moral of the story is that karma is a pimp. It will come to collect... if not today. On a side note, there was an unconfirmed rumor that she dated this girl. A girl I am superattracted to and highly compatible with. This girl is an acquaintance of mine to this day because it never got past that. I assume that she knows all about me from her. How's that for karma?












It is much easier in the animal kingdom.



-Cinista.

EMBRACE THE AWKWARD MOMENTS.

Greeting a girl with a kiss on the cheek and she gives you that 'have we met before?' kind of look.

I'm the guy that takes pics of you when we're all drunk and you're all naked.

-Cinista.

OLD HIPSTER DICTIONARY.

I want to make rad again. Wait.. is rad played already?

"Time Burglar" - n. (time berg-ler) Someone who yaps your ear off at a place of social gathering. Someone who wastes large portions of your life. "That fucking time burglar just cornered me at the bathrooms for 20 minutes about his lame job at American Apparel." Pretty much every ex-girlfriend or boyfriend you've ever had is a Time Burglar.

"Social Vampire" - n. (so-shul vam-pir) A person with no true identity of their own who clings onto others' success, then tries to incorporate himself into their lives to claim a sense of kinship. A phony, a poseur, someone whose entire life revolves around trying to be "down." A malleable chameleon.

"Rapey" - adj. (rape-eee) A creep, a slimy dude. "Ugh, that guy is so rapey."

"Oof." - int. (oof) An expression of aversion, horror, or the like. "Oof. I just drunk dialed my ex." Also used as "Whoopths" or "Doh!" in regards to human error or thoughtless miscalculation. "I didn't realize that the NWA thing in the park was actually the National Women's Affirmations poetry festival. Oof."

"Awk" - adj. (auk) Short for awkward. Cringey. "The dealbreaker was when he started grazing the snack bins at Whole Foods infront of my ex-boyfriend who was staring at us. Totally awk."

"AWSS!" - adj. (auss) Short for awesome, obvy. Except you have to say it like a guy. "Wait... you partied with Dwight Shrute last night? That's awss."

"Barney" - n. (bahr-nee) Pretty much everyone is a Barney. "Easy, Barney."

"Boner" - n. (boh-ner) A poseur, a social climber, a name dropper. "That streetmag dude is such a boner."

"Kook" - adj. (kook) Skank, drunk slut, loser girl. "Brenda's SUCH a kook. She tried to take Dawn's boyfriend Marty home last night after we left Jamaican Me Crazy's."

"Goob" - adj. (slang, short for Goober) A spazz, someone who is in need of lots of public attention. "Oh my god Sharie was dancing on the bar at The Coozie Cove last night. What a goob."

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Words people should no longer use starting yesterday.

Douchebag.
Cougar.
Hipster.

You have my permission to punch me in the face if I utter these words.

-Cinista.

NATE TURBOW.

Too funny.


via www.dreamingandscheming.com

-Cinista.

CANCER IS SEXY.

-Cinista.

HUMAN STYLE.

I get sleepy after sex... not during.


-Cinista.

THE ARAB PERVERT.

This chick has huuuuuuuuuuge feet. That's NOT hot.




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-Cinista.

ROBOT BASTARD.

-Cinista.

BATTERED BRAINS.

I was originally writing about girls and the easiest way to get them naked. But I'm sick and my thoughts are scattered... and I guess I really didn't know the exact method of how-to :\ ehhh. Instead of nakedness, I'll post some randoms. I'm tired of looking at smooth, milky skin and popping curves anyway[NO HOMO]. I'm still very sick and medicated... I don't know what I'm saying right now. Enjoi the photos... bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhh!


Staying in.








Out and about.






-Cinista.