Friday, May 30, 2008




Wednesday, May 28, 2008


Tuesday, May 27, 2008


I am a MAN. I consider myself a man because I conquer and devour.

A week ago I ordered a 35 piece family wing combo. It consisted of 35 wings[3 flavors] fries and veggie sticks. I looked at the order and thought, " No problem!"... The lady was gonna eat 10 leaving the remaining 25 for me. Childs play. I breezed through the first ten like it was nothing. I started to slow down at seventeen. By the time I hit twenty one, I was feeling a bit heavy. I finished the twenty five pieces and ate another two she couldn't eat. It was a champion move. Even though I felt like vomiting after, it is proof that I am the MAN aforementioned. This week I am going for 35 pieces, solo!



Dissizit is putting out some heat this season.

* Click pic to enlarge.



That window needs washing.
That face needs slapping.



Noone rocks pearl necklaces anymore.


The dude takes great pics. I visit his blog everyday for inspiration. It's a daily reminder that I need a new camera.



Saturday, May 24, 2008





Friday, May 23, 2008




No. I am not high right now.



Hung out at Ahmed's last friday for some hookah and drinks.



The color contrast caught my eye. I had to repost the picture.


This company hails from Canada, I think... Their graphics are interesting and I've been following them for awhile.


Wednesday, May 21, 2008




Monday, May 19, 2008


Terry Richardson is bringing class back to pornography.


This guy's photos are crispy as hell.

This guy has a pug. It reminds me of Tyson.

The new five dollar bill endorses Triple Five Soul.

He was doing the same thing as me in the theater. LOL!

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Wednesday, May 14, 2008


The first choice was the vest everyone is wearing right now. It didn't feel right.

Second choice was the dress. It was too dressy. Still didn't feel right.

They say that the first choice is always the correct one. Negative. Simple but sweet is always the right choice. Check the pin. It's vintage. No apple bottom jeans or boots with the fur, my friend!

She'll teach you how to stunt!


I discovered Yonehara's work about two years ago and I was instantly a fan. At the surface, it is titillating because he mostly
shoots Japanese porn stars. But if you look at his photography, it is deeper than that. You can see the connection he has with his subjects. The models open up to him like I've seen few do. In turn, the photos come out raw as hell.


Leettle Wayne is still terrible as hell!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008


1. Trading in Marilyn for Mommy.

Motherhood should not make you celibate. Instead, you need to see yourself as a hot mama, switching on your Marilyn Monroe persona the second you get your lover alone. For your sake, for your family’s sake, you need to temporarily forget that you’re known as an asexual “mommy” most of the day. You need to nurture your sex life with as much zest as you put into your childcare. Happy parents make for happy families.

2. Being unresponsive in the sack.

Most of us don’t like to have sex with a corpse. Don’t just lie there ... Move! Make noise. Do anything but play dead! If you want your lover to keep coming back, you need to go beyond the missionary position. You need to communicate your needs — give instructions. Even better, check in with him: Is this O.K.? Do you want more? Be eager to please and to be pleased!

3. Forgetting to stay feminine.

Between major weight gain, bodily functions, and divulging daily care habits, a lot of women fail to remain branded in their men's brains as sexy. While self-care and what we do in the loo is nothing to be ashamed of, keep it in the bathroom. Don’t talk about shaving, your period, your last bowel movement, etc. Strive to stay trim and look your best, and apparently effortlessly at that. While he wants you to be the girl-next-door in so many ways, he also wants to eternally see you as his sex goddess.

4. Judging his porn pleasuring.

Unless you’ve been replaced by his passion for pornography, don’t give him a guilt trip for it. Many men enjoy different forms of erotica, often using such visuals to become aroused and, quite frankly, to remain sexually interested in their current partner. Instead of seeing his Playboy or Penthouse as a threat, see it as an enhancement — possibly even one you can share. Such visuals are meant to keep the relationship riveting. Don’t let them create a rift.

5. Being afraid to talk dirty.

The occasional potty mouth can be a passion-inducer. So don’t be shy! Learn to talk dirty. I’m not saying sound like a trucker (unless that’s your thing). But don’t be afraid to get a little filthy. Who knows? You might deserve a good spanking for talking like that.

6. Being unable to own your body.

Big or small, short or tall, what men find a turn-on more than anything is how a woman carries herself — her confidence. If you’re not owning your body, if you’re not embracing your figure and sexual nature, you fail to flaunt one of your biggest assets — you. So walk around naked. Have sex with the lights on. Learn to embrace the skin you’re in. This will help you boost your sex comfort and his.

7. Trash-talking other women.

Sure, you think she looks like a prostitute. But guess what? He does too — and is most likely loving it. Putting down other women in front of him serves as no more than a sign of insecurity. And that makes you unattractive. Rather than worry about what another gal looks like, focus your energies on keeping his eyes on you.

8. Assuming you'll be monogamous.

You’re not monogamous till you have the talk. Having sex is no guarantee of anything, including reciprocal feelings, love, and a future. So don’t make any assumptions. Be honest about what you want. Don’t use sex manipulatively. Head games should stay below the belt.

Finally, our last two are sex tips. You don't want to make THESE mistakes, either:

9. Ignoring his nipples.

While known as a "girl-thing," nipples can be his thing too. Many men have sensitive nipples. In fact, some men have nipples that are more sensitive than their lovers'. So practice some amorous affirmative action. Go ahead and explore the erotic potential this hot spot holds for him.

10. Using too much teeth.

When it comes to oral fixations, this feast should not involve fangs. Teeth scraping is not allowed.


Using money you haven't earned to buy things you don't need to impress people you don't like.


"So, why do black people like John Mayer?"


I knew a girl who use to carefully clip these out of the newspaper and collect them. Why?



Not so recently, I went to a Japanese restaurant with Kay.

Yellowtail sashimi for starters.

Had the chicken with rice. She had the curry beef[not pictured]. She was soo upset that there was only two pieces of beef in the dish. [LMAO!]!

Went to the Santa Fe Station after to do a little winning.

We failed on the winning part. I don't understand how you win in this sh*t anyway.

Soo stupid!


480 x 320 display
625MHz CPU, 1GB internal flash memory
802.11a/b/g, Bluetooth 2.0 (with A2Dp), GPS, MicroSDHC
480 x 320 video recording, photo geotagging
4.5 x 2.6 x 0.55-inches, 4.7 ounces

F*ck all that! Look at the leather!



One of the hardest, thorniest and most difficult things we humans are ever called upon to do is to respond to evil with kindness and to forgive the unforgivable. We love to read stories about people who've responded to hatred with love, but when that very thing is demanded of us personally, our default seems to be anger, angst, depression, righteousness, hatred, etc. Yet study after study shows that one of the keys to longevity and good health is to develop a habit of gratitude and let go of past hurts.

Want to live a long, happy life? Forgive the unforgivable. It really is the kindest thing you can do for yourself. Your enemy may not deserve to be forgiven for all the pain and sadness and suffering they've purposefully inflicted on your life, but you deserve to be free of this evil. As Ann Landers often said, "hate is like an acid. It destroys the vessel in which it is stored."



Monday, May 12, 2008





Does this happen to you?

I don't eat fast food anymore due to personal reasons. Well I still do but not as much as before. It is mad toxic to your body. When I do have a craving, I go to one of my fave places for some comfort food [ Jack In A Crack]. I go to this place about once every two weeks. I usually order the Sourdough Jack and four regular tacos. The three different times I've been there, they have been out of tacos... WTF??! It's like going to KFC and they are out of fried chicken. What's the world coming to??! Is it only in Las Vegas?? Them snot-nosed kids even looked at me like I'm the one that's crazy for wondering why they would be out of my favorite item.

People may think I'm crazy but when you want something like that, it should be readily available. Tonight was the icing on the cake. I order a pizza from Domino's for the lady and Eye. I put in my order online and two minutes later I get a call from Domino's. They say that they are out of onions. I live in the most powerful coast of America and I can't have onions on my pizza??! Is this communist Russia??? Maybe the people that live in this city are retarded! I experience it everyday. It is like all the kids that work at these places are recovering heroin addicts. No brain cells left.

My mind has been cloudy lately. I can't think! I'm trying real hard to write something coherent but all that comes out is gibberish. There has been alot on my mind lately and I can't seem to connect all the dots together. To occupy myself, I've been posting random pictures and funny videos.

Do you remember the movie Big with Tom Hanks? This machine had a role in that flick. It was and still is one of his best movies.

I saw Iron Man in the theatres last week and I was very entertained. The movie had a great story and good[but not enough] action sequences. I have to see the movie again because I was a little distracted in there.

After the movie, we hung out at Rhia's house. I fell asleep seven seconds later.

Other random things that happened last week...

Kiss kiss and Eye donated to the Carl's Jr. Breast Cancer Awereness fund... Or was it for autism? I don't remember. We did get to put a message on the window. Everyone in Vegas knows her name now. Wait. It was my dollar. Why didn't I get to put my name down?

I went to work afterwards and our special for the night was a 12 oz. filet on mushroom demi topped with foie gras, black truffle butter and brocollini.

It is starting to heat up in Las Vegas. I think Rehab is open now.

All pictures are taken by my BB Curve. I can't wait for the 9000 to come out.


Kicks and Chicks.



Bringing back the two subjects that I enjoy so.