RANDOM WEEKEND.

Speaking to customer service at my wireless company can be compared to what I imagine a pimp is like with their hoe. Instead of getting a straight answer, I get a long story and a bunch of excuses. I just want my money! I don't need a sob story about this and that. I call my company[which has the worst cs I have ever experienced] and ask them for basic info like what my plan consists of. I have a blackberry; so, they say I need to speak to a specialist. Wtf??! I don't want information about the blackberry, I want to know about my plan. I thought that was basic as basic gets. AAHHH! I always told people not to sweat the small stuff but today I can't take my own advice. It's the accumulation of all the little things that bother me.

Anyhow... I started my day pretty late as I would every off day. I strolled through the Fashion Show and window-shopped. I had my green tea latte and madeleines. Just a relaxing Monday. I've been drinking soy milk lately for reasons I don't want to disclose *lol*. I drank vitamin D whole milk since I was a child but the soy milk is an acceptable alternative.

Joe and Wicked came down for a one night trip to my town. People just can't stay away from this place. Right about now is the best time to come. The weather is great. People can still dance at the clubs without leaving sweat-soaked.


Classy at the balcony, Moon Nightclub.

Joe's sister won three times on my number! Lucky Number 3!!

The girl in the back looks like Britney Spears. Do all midwest girls look like Britney??

So, the next time I get drunk I'm going to take off any and all accessories on you. I will run around and wear it while teasing you. Because that seems to be the trend with my glasses and hats. Is this acceptable?? Oh well... *waves and smiles*

I hate to see you go but I love watching you leave.

Blogger is slow today. This is all you're getting tonight.

9092

Nine Thousand Ninety Two.

LOCALS TOURISTS.

Two weeks ago, Gabe came down to celebrate Stephanie's birthday at Tao. It's always fun when the kids from LA come.

Patron shots with Gabe and Abby.

The birthday girl.


Late night/early morning @ Paris.

We were checking if I could pass for Gabe. The verdict was a big negative.

See you this week, Gabe.

SPREAD YOUR FEATHERS.

It always impresses me when people commit to something. I love the fact this girl sat many hours to have this done to her. The colors are very vivid. The detail is great.

SELF TAUGHT.

Have you ever wondered why girls don't get offended when their hair gets pulled on during sex? My theory on the subject is that they see it as a gesture of endearment. Watch nature shows when mother lions take their young by the neck. The young do not squirm with discomfort. They go along with it. It is very instinctual. It is wired into our system. It may look offensive but it is actually very natural.

The method is very simple. Take a big chunk of hair closest to the neck. Make a tight grip and pull firmly. [Do not pull hair from the top of the head ever!] It is important that the grip is firm. This will subconciously signal to the girl that she is safe in your hands.

I noticed right away that Jen was doing it all wrong. She was being flimsy about it. I guided her hand and showed her how to do it correctly. The girl[her name escapes me at the moment] responds to it in a positive way. You can clearly see in her face that she is enjoying it.

Next week, we're exploring another related subject.

THE BIG LEBOWSKI.

One of my favorite movies of all time... Enjoy!



...

INSOMNIA.

Listening to other people's dreams is like looking through a stack of photographs... If I'm not in them and noone is having sex, then it's really not that interesting...
-IASIP

Las Vegas is a 24 hour town... If I want liqour at 4am, I can just go to a store or a nearby bar... There is one in every corner... Addicts would die in a place like this... I felt like carne asada nachos tonight... It's terrible eating this kind of food this late but I can't sleep and I'm starving...



The meal was awesome! I'm soo full now... I'm watching this show while I'm writing this and I keep getting distracted because the shit is soo funny! It's Always Sunny In Philly has such a weird, twisted type of humor... I love the way it's ironic, sarcastic, and just the right amount of slapstick...

"Have you seen Passion Of The Christ? I saw it 12 times..."

This site allows me to watch TV shows while I'm logging... Pretty cool!

"You have a gorgeous body... Are you bulimic or something??" LOFL!!

Where was I? The time is 4:14 am now and I still can't sleep... What the fuck is up?! My thoughts are jumbled... I'm going to try to go to sleep...



-Cinista.

9046

Nine Thousand Forty Sixx

RULES PERMANENT

Words for Burrito to live by...

RE: Things That Sharito Should Always Do...



Hi jaycee!!!

I will tattoo these rules in the back of my eyelids so that i never forget

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: NATHAN_NICE
Date: Mar 19, 2007 4:18 PM


1. Always wear make-up including sleep, showers, picnics, cooking, etc.

2. Sleep in a seductive pose with lingerie on at all times.

3. Pasties are an excellent alternative if bra is too constricting. Big tee shirt is NEVER acceptable.

4. Make sexy sounds while doing the most mundane things like laundry, cutting veggies, and so on.

5. Initiating sex is not a weakness. It shows effort. (Don't neglect the 2 brothers.)

6. High heels are a must!

7. Talking about STDs is a no no. Gonorrhoea will never sound cute coming out of a girl's mouth no matter how pretty the girl is.

8. Giving advise to a fellow girlfriend about how they can look better can't be taken as an insult.

If Sharito remembers to do these things, she will have a most satisfying sex life.

MAYO ON THE SIDE.

MaeONAISE, my aussie friend, makes me laugh every day... With her hilarious bulletins on myspace... To her witty banter... Here's a joke she sent me...

Women and their fucking insecurities..

I thought it was hilarious. Why are people so serious all of a sudden..Is it cos there's no more Chappellle show?

Gotta joke for you then.

How do you know a woman is having a bad day?
She has a tampon behind her ear and she cant find her ciggarette.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: NATHAN_NICE
Date: Mar 26, 2008 12:13 AM


are we the only 2 that thinks this is funny?

i had a girl message me that she was upset about it...

it's ok tho cause shes ugly...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Maeonaise
Date: Mar 25, 2008 11:15 PM


wow a true cassanova...get that ass!

I like the kicking a pet move. Real classy.

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: NATHAN_NICE
Date: Mar 25, 2008 10:08 PM


26 sure fire ways to let a girl know you care!

1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.






2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.




)

3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.






4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.






5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.






6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.






7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. Girls love competition.






8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can.




"

9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.






10. pull with her hair.




girls like it when you play with their hair

11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold.




rather, look her in the eyes and tell her to run a lap and that she could use the exersise

12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.






13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny.




why shouldn't girls?

14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN

Soo tired but I can't sleep... I think I'm going for a quick work-out...

PANDORA

LISTEN!
Type the artist or song and listen to a personal radio station...

GRADE SCHOOL CRUSH.

My life's an open book these days... I think it's easier that way... No deep, dark secrets to be uncovered...[lol] Many of my friends have secrets... They tell me about it and afterwards they say to keep it between just them and eye... I think that's weird because if they didn't want anyone to know about it; then why'd they tell me in the first place... How do I determine which ones are truly SECRETS and which are just secrets? People are strange!

On to my next point... Kristine-emu tells me about her grade school crush on Anton... Is that a secret she doesn't want me to reveal??! Well, what is the right thing to do? I really don't know...

I tell Anton about it and he was giggly like a girl... [HAHAHAHAHAHA]



We were drunk out of our minds in this pic... WTF is up with the faces??! Only normal faces are the happy couple's... LMAO!

YEAR[2006]INREVIEW.

As I look back into the past, I am reminded that I am a lucky person... I've experienced many things people only hear about from television or movies... Living in California[the land of milk and honeys] it was just an everyday type of lifestyle... Excess and easy to access... Now I'm living in the city of Lost Wages, things are still fast... But it's a different kind of FAST... The action is still the same but the people are very different... I'm not saying that in a bad way... I'm just saying... It will NEVER slow down for me... Only way that will happen is if I DIE or get married... Not likely!

Going off on a tangent... I know we live in a time of short attention spans and ADHD... I always keep things short but I have alot on my MIND lately... Many things kept in... I originally wanted to revisit 2006 because of the topic of TRENDS... Many people jump on them! It cheapens things that many may hold dear to them... I'm saying that because I've been weblogging since 2006 and it is just now getting to the mainstream... Every lame and their mother jumped on it... I guess it's time to look for the new thing... I'm sure blogging has been around forever[I'm not the first] but bragging about 'yours' does not impress many... So, when someone comes up to me and tell me about theirs... I just say [with an arrogant smirk] "been up on it"!!

Now... The year two thousand six reviewed...........

Geo's party where I had to stop a potential fight with Mexicans and Filipinos...

Getting drunk @ a Burbank bar and wildin' out in the parking lot...

Summer in Summerlin...

Rippin' up Ghetto High in Cali!

Girls secretly hating each other... Jealousy is definitely a girl's emotion...

Making girls "show me" !!!

Partying in beautiful Sun Diego without a care in the world...

Having debates about things being Art or Smut...

Wearing my favorite outfit at the time... I lost those shades partying in SD... Copped a second pair... Loses it in Texas Hahahahha!

Taking pics of drunken Jen... Her name is Jean now...

Taking pics of things I don't usually agree with... SMOKING not Mj...

Westside knows how to paaarty....

Prime... Dry aged ribeyes... Nuff said!

Drunken tomfoolery...

Lookin back at our skinny selves...

Dressin' to kill with NOWHERE to go...

Driving drunk in the City of Studio...

I'm not a SINNER...



I've lived a good life and God-willing will continue to do so for a LONG time... Summer 2008 will be a new adventure! I am tearing up AMSTERDAM!!

REPOST REPOST REPOST.

Sunday, May 21, 2006
26 sure fire ways to let a girl know you care!

1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. Girls love competition.

8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

10. pull with her hair. girls like it when you play with their hair

11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eyes and tell her to run a lap and that she could use the exersise

12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell.....b.o. its wise to use a gym shirt

21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her "stop crying you baby" Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

22. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

24. when she gives you a present on your birthday, christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. girls actually don't like this one that much but i think it's funny.

25. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call youre going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now dont call.

SHOW OF FASHION.

Today is Tuesday, the second half of my weekend... I planned a relaxing day to myself... First stop was Starbucks for an iced grande green tea latte... The girl at the counter says a total that was off... With a puzzled look;I asked her, "A grande, right??"... She muttered something about soy and took my debit card... I didn't see her swipe it... So, I either got the drink for FREE or I paid $12 for it because she didn't give me a receipt... Oh well, whatevs... The drink was made perfectly... So, I'm happy...

For such an amazing phone, the blackberry takes awful pictures! This is what I have... I'm working with it...


I sit down on one of the couches at the Fashion Show and get ready to write... I, then, become frustrated!! Ahhhh! I shouldn't complain about things that are free but the Wifi connection here is terrible... So, I'm sitting here like an idiot wasting alot of time... It's funny that little things like this can put a damper on a person's day... But the day will not be ruined... The second half of the night will be much more productive... Meeting the fam later on for some Filipino food... Everyone has a hectic schedule... It's not often that we see each other...

COMMON WORDS.

"My college career got downed with a couple of beers..

Came back home, now I gotta pay back loans

Same nigga, same block, same shit they own..

Only thing different, quicker, they click that chrome..

In my defense, yo I had to hit that zone

Man to man, I'm good working with my hands..

My generation never understood working for the man..

And, of being broke I ain't a fan..

Now I stand in the same spot, as my old man
My life I planned not to be on this corner
I still wanna see California

But this is my world.."



-Common.

GETTING PREPARED.

I am planning a trip to Europe with a childhood friend of mine... Things like these are never certain but it never hurts to be prepared... I've heard many things about Amsterdam and it's all fun... The drugs... the sex... the total craziness... I want to experience all of that but I want to learn about the culture also... I am researching the landmarks, people, and the sub-culture...

Let's start with the obvious stuff...


Attitudes
Many people choose to visit Amsterdam because of its reputation for tolerance, although part of this reputation is attributable to cultural misunderstandings. Prostitution is legalized and licensed in the Netherlands, and in Amsterdam it is very visible (window prostitution), and there are large numbers of prostitutes. The sale, possession, and consumption of small quantities of cannabis, while illegal, is condoned by authorities (the policy of gedogen). This does not mean that you can get away with anything in Amsterdam. In any case, public attitudes and official policy have hardened in recent years. For more on coffeeshops and drugs, see below in Stay safe.

Depending on your viewpoint some people will consider Amsterdam an unwholesome city whereas other people will find their relaxed attitudes refreshing. Amsterdam is not generally seen as a family destination, but if you avoid the red light district, it is no more objectionable for children than any large city.

Nearly everyone in Amsterdam, young or old, seems to speak excellent English.

-http://wikitravel.org/en/Amsterdam

TESTING.

Stunned., originally uploaded by JCINISTA.

There is no relevance to some of these posts... Matter of fact, there is no theme to this blog... I usually post things that catch my eye whilst I am browsing... Feel free to comment on how you feel about it...

-Cinista.

SUNSET CREATION.

Schuyler, originally uploaded by JCINISTA.

This was made by my previous executive chef; Schuyler Schultz...

THE ENDANGERED LIST.

Chilean Seabass, originally uploaded by JCINISTA.

This fish is becoming part of the endangered species list... Many eco-friendly restaurants believe it's unethical to serve it... I can understand why people love it because it is delicious! I don't know where I stand on the issue yet but I'm willing to listen to both sides of the argument... For now, I'm eating in moderation...

::Deep Thought::

I wonder how a bald eagle would taste like?

-Cinista.

MAKE IT HOT.

Japanese Art, originally uploaded by JCINISTA.

I was perusing the interweb today and I found work from this guy that did my friend Jamie's arm... The dude is mad talented!

FLICKR TEST.

The Studio, originally uploaded by JCINISTA.

I just set up my Flickr account and it has a setting for weblogging... I'm soo damn late with this stuff... I don't think I'm using Blogger to its full potential... Tsk tsk!

LAS VEGAS LIFESTYLE.

Station Casinos has a variety of restaurants to choose from... From the premiere steakhouses to Italian rooms followed by the oyster bars then the buffets... It is a competition every day to get the guests through the door...

In an effort to freshen up the food, Station's put forth together a summit to get new ideas that would possibly end up on the menu very soon... It was an interesting experience... There were things that were innovative and some that were just blaah! It showcased the talent that many chefs have in the company... Also, it brought attention to the chefs that did not have it...

These were the ones that stood out for me...




Chilean Sea Bass


Coconut mango creme brulee


Love the paintbrush stroke application on this dessert...

The rest of the Steakhouse Summit!

-Cinista.