LV DIM SUM IN CHINATOWN.

I'm usually open to eating different kinds of food but today was not one of those days... What you see here is chicken feet... I took a bite to taste it but could not keep it in... It had a rubbery, chewy texture that my brain could not swallow... Hate to say this but it was gross!!



This was also the day Carl got a food allergy from shrimp. Doreen, Carl and myself were shopping for porn when we saw his face. He looked like the elephant man.

I. AM. NOT. AN. ANEEEMAAAL.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

He was mad wiggin out!

-Cinista.

THIS MESSAGE IS FOR YOU!

"The weak are to be protected, not exploited.

VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL

Scallops and mussels in a cream sauce.

SKIP THE DINNER AND THE CONVO.

Let's just go out for drinks!!















A night at Pure Nightclub...

WORD OF THE NIGHT.

satiety \suh-TY-uh-tee\, noun:

The state of being full or gratified to or beyond the point of satisfaction.

GIRLS GOING WILD IN HOLLYWOOD.

A FAMILY AFFAIR.

Bianca, my "niece", always has a large birthday celebration... Her mom says this is the last year she will do that for her... That's too bad because even though it's a kid's party, it really ends up being for us... Lol.

I got to the place pretty late and most of the children were already tired from their sugar high... The adults were just getting started though... It was an interesting mix of people... Let me name off some people I can remember... Anne, Jubert, Geo, Fred, Doreen, Model Chris, Miko(Doreen's ex-husband) and Carl were all present... If you knew the history, then you would've felt the tension in the room... It was comical to me... I sat back on the couch and watched everybody around me... The whole night entertained the hell out of me... I was waiting for the hottest girl in Vegas to get there... When she came in, she did not disappoint...

Melanie and Florelee came right after I did with some party favors for the big kids... Geo(the stoner/bartender) mixed some cocktails for us and it got people relaxed a little... Just a little... Hhahaha...

FESTIVITIESSSSS.

SAKE BOMBS @ OCTOPUS.

GO GO CHAMPS.

Second day in Cali...






Went to the Ruby[the WORLD] and hung out with the lames... Had fun anyway...

DEFINITION OF AWESOME.

This cat has a mustache. That equals AWEsome.