HAHAHA!!

I came across this site and it had me crying laughing at all the things that I felt about CERTAIN things. Someone actually made a website about all those douchebags out there wearing Christian Audigier cause they saw some other douche celebrity wear it.

I have one advice for all those 'bags in the clubs at night....

Take your shades off, asshole!!

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com


This douche might've gotten a pass for shirtless greasery, he is at the beach after all, but then there's that headgear. That hair. That classic kissy-lips sneer. And that low hanging giganto-belt complete with self fondle.

You suck, Crotch Grabber.

The hott looks like Reese Witherspoon mated with an Olsen Twin. But she's curvy and it's Thursday morning. And he sucks rhesus monkey scrotum through a sippy cup straw.

So I'm going with it.


It's Tim, the Cal-Tech Grad Student Who Doesn't Want You to Know It.

But we do know it, Tim. The rebellion thing just ain't working out.

And is it just me, or is Ron Jeremy hiding out in the left arm sleeve tatt on Tim? Click on the pic for greater study.

I would play whiffle ball with plutonium laced cupcakes perched precariously over a vat of boiling engine oil just for the chance to fondle Bustier Hott's used makeup Kleenex while being slapped repeatedly by an arthritic clown.



-Cinista