1. douchebaggery.
The greatest word of all time, simple yet pleasing in its onomatopoeic beauty. For one to commit douchebaggery, he/she is not limited to but may include some or perhaps all of the following behaviors:
- overdone pursing of the lips
- following trends for the sake of fitting in
- the sideways peace sign gesture
- too many visits to the tanning salon
- pointing at oneself in solo or group photos
- on your myspace page half naked
- wearing a fur in the summer so somebody will pet it
- bootcut diesels in 2009 *see dane cook
- sunglasses in the club
- wearing bedazzled shirts because you saw ludacris wear one
- the sloppy drunk *see #3
- hitting on someone's girlfriend
- christian audigier and xS
Right when I walk in to the club a fight breaks out between two bitches. One of these hoes spills her drink on me.
I meet up with the bachelorette party and they have two white girls on the bed. One was underwear... less.
On my bachelor party, I'm gonna have candy vaginas. Make sense?
Three's a crowd 2009.
The outside area of xS. Beautiful.
Any which way.
Daktari stripe shirts.
Jen has an apple booty. Someone had to take a bite!
You guys are pointing there but the real show is right behind you. What happened to your dreads, Weezy?
Arm wrestling at the club is the new hotness.
Can I get an ______? Do you want more?
Homie works for Stations and he's probably cousins with one of the friends. Small world. Even smaller town.
Booty booty booty.
These guys were having the time of their lives! Sweet stache.
Drrrrroooop.
Hung out with these guys tonight. I still don't know their names. Took photos of her. She was fun and bubbly.
Sweet bewbs.
She is mezmerized by the vocab.
That's GH, bitchh!
Kiss her already.
Look at this grandma connection.
Good night.
words: www.urbandictionary.com/douchebaggery
-Cinista.
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2 comments:
There is *so* much I love about this entry.
As potentially classless as some of the pics you put up can be interpreted, you kinda bring a class to them in how you pair them up and with your words. A+!
thanks for the love always gold.
i try to keep it classy even if the girls are half naked lol.
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