i keep running into my heinous bitch of an ex girlfriend at bars here in Las Vegas. i need a way to make her a) leave said bar and b) feel really bad about fucking a bunch of ugly white dudes while her supposed bf is abroad. OH WHOOPS I SAID IT. so. what to do?
OH I KNOW i’ll show up with that new Bond girl Gemma “Early Phoebe Cates Boner” Arterton.
that’d be the ultimate STFU, wouldn’t it? “oh yeah, hey, this is Gemma, and we’re TOTALLY banging like a LOT. like, banging like two overworked cymbals in a marching band kind of banging. yep. and then we drink a bunch of cough syrup and put on side A of ‘Rumours’ and think about ordering thai food”.
oh my god that would be hilarious. dude, gemma. c’mon. come out to the Rocks like one time.
Via Bonerparty
-Cinista.
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